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Chief Butt of the Guild of Fools and Joculators

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@alaskastardust It was really fun I had a great time watching it

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@facetedcarapace If there’s an event you’re invited to that has a specific time vs a loose time with plenty of time to plan barring an emergency I’ve never really struggled to just be there

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BABY POSSUM OUTSIDE THE APARTMENT ALERT!!!!!!!

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Criminal that I have to go back to work next week after basically living in my own opium den on the couch all week healing from surgery what a cruel world

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My face feels like it got hit by a truck but I had to make myself do something and eat something good

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@elsathora You’ve gotta try the Velveeta macaroni and cheese too, it comes with a packet of bright orange goo and it’s so salty and wonderful

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

This sounds like a spider made it

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@somethings_awry The gray Bic is so good for a pen so commonplace and cheap

[merrin @wowzowee]

When the stuff at target starts sounding like a diy venue lineup

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Besides all of the negatives at least I can revel in the time-honored American/Appalachian pastime with less guilt: taking opiates and sleeping on the couch watching recordings of Adult Swim from 2002 with commercials on YouTube and eating mac and cheese and chicken nuggets

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(Weakly) I lived bitch

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@rxckrxdxscxlvxs Thank you!!!! Feeling confident so far but that could be some anesthesia still in my system hahaha

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@rxckrxdxscxlvxs @wonton_sarah They don’t know any mid 30s alcoholics

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This could be healthy except for you can tell just by looking there’s like 4 tablespoons of bacon fat and 3 of butter involved in the process but we can pretend that there’s enough vegetables in here to balance it

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Have surgery on Monday so I meal prepped a bunch of badass fucked up burritos to freeze

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Drank a couple of glasses of wine while cooking and accidentally maybe turned my miso butter sauce into whole ass gravy when I went too hard on the flour but now I’ve invented miso butter gravy and it’s delicious and fine

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Every time we go to my husband’s mom’s house I remember this high school photo of him where he looked exactly like Reese from Malcolm in the Middle

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@rxckrxdxscxlvxs Come to WV!!!!

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I boutta bounce my piss out

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When you’re cat sitting and someone says you’ll probably never see one of the cats but you’re pure of heart