Cassidy ♥

Call Me Cass! Archival Assistant, Usher Foundation. she/ they. fixing your office computer problems.

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

- ᴄᴀꜱꜱɪᴅʏ ʟʏɴᴄʜ
𝗔𝗿𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗹 𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁, 𝗨𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

𝗧𝗪 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗪𝗲𝗯 𝗯𝗲𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝗿, 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗳𝗳, 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗽𝘂𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺𝗲𝘀.𝗠𝗗𝗡𝗜.

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

// I forgot I made it Cassidy’s birthday today WHOOPS

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

@iusfortusis You mean the fact I have more than most of you? I’m very well adjusted.

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

@iusfortusis I’m fun, you all benefit from it~

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

HAH!

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

Where’s that sharpie-

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

I love this workplace

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

@mcolemanusher I haven’t done it since, have I?

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

Marc pls can we have one day, just one.

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

@temeresequi Trust me it’s something I’m looking into. Unfortunately I do have a colleuge who just attracts these things.

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

Suck a dick, Nyarlathotep
Go play dolls in your own universe.

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

@mcolemanusher Believe me I know what I’m doing. I’ll be careful, but I’m not going to bite my tongue if it pisses me off. I still have to be me after all.

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

@mcolemanusher I don’t use you as a bargaining chip, Marc. It’s not my style.

I just know how to play the game.

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

@temeresequi I mean, honestly I’m not worried. It’s not even an ego thing, I just really don’t give enough of a damn about kayne.

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

@mcolemanusher Uh huh, sure. just consult me next time before you go trying to use me as a bargaining chip.

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

@temeresequi Long story. Let’s say I’m not really human myself.

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

@temeresequi Right- not a book. Sure-

I appreciate the concern but we’re fine. We have measures in place.

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

@mcolemanusher Well you know me, I /love/ antagonising authorities. Still, I never asked to be pulled out Marc, trying to barter me, wasn’t needed nor wanted. You’re not the only one who likes to know things.

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

@mcolemanusher Too late, me too!

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

@mcolemanusher Please, he wishes. I’d say he’s more slaughter anyway. I mean- bloody suit? Kinda tacky-

And hey, I’d love for us all to just not get involved with the guy. But- you’re not going to do that, so guess neither am I.

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

@temeresequi I’ve read the books. He’s meh.

[Cassidy ♥ @virtualaranea]

@mcolemanusher I’m not really the appeasing type. I make this damn thing okay by my rules… and hey, turns out I get quite the feast wrapping up entities and horrors in my web.