Chappy

IT evangelist in Virt, SDDC Architecture, and Star Wars :). CCNA/DA, MCITP x 3, VCP x 3, VCAP-DCD/DCA, fmr vSpecialist. Tweets r mine! Builder of Culture!

[𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 𝚂𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚍𝚎𝚗 @LorumIpsum]

#SaveStargate

[Chappy @VirtualChappy]

@traderview2 Still trying to recover their liquidity from 10/10 ;).

[Chappy @VirtualChappy]

Well that’s your problem right there all the new stuff is ball bearings ;).

[Bob Plankers @plankers]

Well that’s not good.

[Chappy @VirtualChappy]

@unusual_whales Wargames : The only winning move is not to play.

[Chappy @VirtualChappy]

AI is now “Laying Off” Senior Executives.

This after months of AI replacing “entry-level” folks.

https://t.co/xnundFR2WS

Experienced Technologists:

[Chappy @VirtualChappy]

CIOs : Ok hear me out.

IT : <listening>

CIOs : What if we built “Super DNS”? You know like perfect DNS. Then we would never have issues!

IT :

[Chappy @VirtualChappy]

CIOs : why aren’t we fully in the cloud?

AWS East outage

CIOs : why are we fully in the cloud?

IT Professionals :

[Chappy @VirtualChappy]

How well did this age?

[Peter Schiff @PeterSchiff]

My #Christmas gift to #HODLers is this #Bitcoin chart. As you can see Bitcoin is much closer to its ceiling than its floor. The yellow line that was once support is now resistance. Since the upside potential is so low and downside risk so high, the smart move is to sell today.

[Chappy @VirtualChappy]

Even when you think failures aren’t DNS, they are still DNS.

[Chappy @VirtualChappy]

"Data-Driven" companies at their finest. https://t.co/lvfIWfGMVi

[Chappy @VirtualChappy]

If you don’t believe @nvidia is like @Enron . You will learn an expensive lesson.

Open AI : We need more AI GPU’s.
AMD : Buy them from us.
Open AI : Give them to us.
AMD : But they cost money.
Open AI : Ok, say we are buying and send us 50% of the stock your value goes up by.

[Chappy @VirtualChappy]

Gonna be tough but mgmt made their bonus. Thank goodness we put 150% quota on the field guys :).

[Edward Adjei @Er_dward]

This is how HR and finance guys arrive to tell you that there is no bonus this year

[Chappy @VirtualChappy]

CEOs: We are using AI!
investors: What is the return?
CEOs: We are using AI!

Tech Folks: <slap forehead>

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

95% of organizations in a new MIT study found zero return despite enterprise investment of $30 billion to $40 billion into GenAI, per Axios.

[Chappy @VirtualChappy]

@vRobM We’ve known for years sharks like ice cream ;).

[Nix @NixFred]

My new satire-consulting company website. https://t.co/JXosi1jibD

[Chappy @VirtualChappy]

What a time to be alive. We got to see @Apple copy @Windows Vista. They actually think it will work hilarious.

[SlugNoodle 🅅 @RetweetableN14]

Where are my Trekkies?

[Gr@ve_Rose @Grave_Rose]

#Crowdstrike #Friday #infosec #Memes

[Chappy @VirtualChappy]

@VMware dudes are the new Mainframe grey beards … discuss :). lol