heidsntings

Adventurer, creative spirit, sage burner, booze expert, sings with birds

[SixBrownChicks @SixBrownChicks]

Actress Taryn Manning was going to buy her married man a boat today but his WIFE f’ed everything up. [Tiffany "Pennsatucky" Doggett in the Netflix original series Orange Is the New Black]. 👀😭

[heidsntings @virtualheidi]

After that willie Nelson set @thelumineers need to hit us with some more yallternitive

[billiam @BillRatchet]

the day has come

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

Having a song in GTA is more important than a grammy

[heidsntings @virtualheidi]

To the tune of *the first cut is the deepest *this Swisher is the driest

[heidsntings @virtualheidi]

Earring holes kinda look like mini buttholes 💖✨

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

Why do I have to work, I am literally sexy

[❌ @ashbcollum]

@virtualheidi We literally got kidnapped!! 😩 every time I tell the story I’m just like damn...that was the best/worst trip ever 🤣

[heidsntings @virtualheidi]

Lmfaooooo the ACCURACY!! I was telling one of my Colorado friends about the weekend we got kidnapped and they’re like is this even a real story,dawg??? Like YESSSSSSS

[❌ @ashbcollum]

@virtualheidi never forget 💀🤣

[KEVJ ♒️ @melanatedho]

Can’t buy stocks, can’t sell crack, can’t do shit in America

[heidsntings @virtualheidi]

“What’s ur favorite position in bed”
Um l like sleeping in middle of the bed

[heidsntings @virtualheidi]

YOU KNOW WHAT 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I MISS YEW!!! 😭😭😭❤️

[pizza roll ↟ @isabellahknarr]

You know what... I’m just gonna say it... i miss @virtualheidi

[heidsntings @virtualheidi]

https://t.co/U9hjHjtTH1

[heidsntings @virtualheidi]

“Paul can u stop at a gas station so I can pick up a 40 and feel like Lana del Rey riding through the mountains“

[𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗶🪷 @etherealbran]

At this point. Just give us $2600 cause we all confused.

[heidsntings @virtualheidi]

Oh I have a crush on me?? Name 3 of my mental illnesses

[heidsntings @virtualheidi]

The sickest email subscription Eva https://t.co/dQEXtBNAUm

[heidsntings @virtualheidi]

@mamataiii1 ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ love you specially

[heidsntings @virtualheidi]

My virtual Christmas card. Yuh y’all ❤️