There’s this super hot woman in her 50s at my gym and the past few days she’s been hyping the fuck out of me for my gains
Please ma’am, I want you so bad 😫
I spend a lot of time thinking about how unfair it is that I don’t have a real cock of flesh and blood!!!!!
I want one but my friends say it would be irresponsible so ig that’s why I wasn’t born with it :(
So I’m planning to introduce two of my partners (for a potential cucking scene) and all three of us seperately planned to show up early to the lunch place 😂💀
Apparently my type consists of:
Men with scoliosis
WEIRD girls
People who at some point have wanted to learn Japanese
Men with girly faces
People with fuck-ass tattoos
Girls who have a fascination for moss
Girls who can cook like chefs
Non-binary and genderqueer ppl point blank