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[jenna @virtualjennac]

I love public transportation. Great for both getting places and minimizing motion sickness while hungover

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.

My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.

I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.

[jenna @virtualjennac]

PROGRESSIVE COALITION BUILDING IS BEAUTIFUL. FCK C**MO

[Emma G. Fitzsimmons @emmagf]

*NEW* Zohran Mamdani and Brad Lander will cross-endorse each other in the New York City mayor's race on Friday, joining forces under ranked choice voting in an effort to beat Andrew Cuomo: https://t.co/Jj2gTs4s2O

[Meg Stalter @megstalter]

Corporations this month:

[the introverted hater @violentlyepic]

frankly speaking this is hard as fuck

[jenna @virtualjennac]

@Tubi u should create a system where we get ad free movies after watching XYZ minutes/numbers of ads. im giving you this business idea for FREE

[cathy @catherinebouris]

I can't tell you how good it feels to just decline to participate in the public dogpiling of a different famous woman every week

[jenna @virtualjennac]

"where are they running?" is REALLY beside the point despite so many of u being caught up on it. but Regardless the answer is clearly to help dylan and their new marching band comrades w whatever the hell is going on in there

[jonny @suitejonny]

danielle haim is the punxsutawney phil of the music industry. she decides when spring starts

[jenna @virtualjennac]

@sillygooseemma @shrimpbugs and we were incredibly right to say this

[Cris ✨ @lionesspike]

patricia arquette’s instagram is sending me so bad

[jenna @virtualjennac]

@rheeses_puffs ur allowed actually dont worry

[jenna @virtualjennac]

my ub*r driver is watching supernatural while he drives it's so over

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

(saying my daily affirmation) Yes

[jenna @virtualjennac]

it doesn't have to be the FIRST thing people say about me but i would like it to be known that i love the weather app

[jenna @virtualjennac]

love apples. awesome fruit

[Pissed Pissedofferson @femmebot2000]

Gwyneth Paltrow I received the message you sent me last night in my dream and will proceed with the plan

[jenna @virtualjennac]

I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE AN AISLE IN THE GROCERY STORE WITH YOUR DOG!!!!! OR MY LIMITED ASS SPACE IN THE LOCAL COFFEE SHOP!!!! STOP

[jenna @virtualjennac]

@pblover229 😭 i luvvvvv u

[jenna @virtualjennac]

some of u need to be serious...thinking there's only one way to skin a cat?! liiiike😩😩😩