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Watching a guy laugh at his own TikTok drafts on the L train we’re too far gone

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Ate too many hot dogs at the bbq and threw up I feel like the old family dog

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Does anyone need surgery at ladyland it doesn’t matter what kind

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Jessie says her autistic special interest is penis

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I think my parents would have let me watch SpongeBob as a kid tbh I just wasn’t interested but it has become a social handicap later in life

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My dad let me drive one mile to the grocery store and I ran a red light and hit a curb :(

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Seeing you through a bubbles eye❤️

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Studying abroad on fire island

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Paying for my lirr ticket with klarna

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Every boy with a Calvin and Hobbes tattoo thinks he’s the first to ever do it oh my god bruh

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Praying with a side part

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@itsgivingwallet Meeeeeeee

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Soho you’ve pissed me clean off for the last time

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I lowkey feel like big brother is watching at my restaurant job

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Going on my first ever hinge date so scared listening to ginseng strip 2002 to calm down

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I need to listen to lil Wayne in a car with subwoofers and also to hit a juul

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Lowkey summer listening to depeche mode lol

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@maddie1123445 Okay noted

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Finally admitting to the public that I’ve never seen even one episode of rupauls drag race but I’m down

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What do you do when you’re otw to a bassvictim concert and you kinda look like you’re working the corner and the suns still out and the kids are staring and you hate your shoes