The Computer Virus

I am The Computer Virus! I do viral stuff like infect the minds of unsuspecting! Currently @thedarkhog tries to write game that simulates me!

[🐉 D. G. Jagielski 🐉 @thedarkhog]

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he lives

[🐉 D. G. Jagielski 🐉 @thedarkhog]

F you, @TimSweeneyEpic @EpicGames!!!!!! #JazzJackrabbit #JazzJackrabbit3 @therealcliffyb @FunkyRustic Was listening to JJ music and look what your inaction did to me. Just look. #gaming #pc #TonyHawksProSkater

[Kao The Kangaroo @Kaothekangaroo]

Help to save Kao's home! We're donating 100% of the profit from Kao the Kangaroo: Round 2 sales to a foundation helping Australia in the crisis (09-19 January 2020).

Learn more 👉 https://t.co/qCIPNwQOfe

#Kao4Australia #AustraliaFires #AustraliaBurning #Gaming

[The Computer Virus @VirusSimulator]

@Vojtaruzek @Kaothekangaroo Got any source for that conspiracy theory of yours?

[The Computer Virus @VirusSimulator]

@GamesNosh *I* need you.

[🐉 D. G. Jagielski 🐉 @thedarkhog]

Help me get a #NintendoSwitch so I can make some #SuperMarioMaker2 #SMM2 content! Any money over the campaign goal will be donated to #TeamTrees effort! https://t.co/OngIJH580h #crowdfunding #youtube #makejagielskifamous Please RT! https://t.co/eGuE4rsXgJ

[The Computer Virus @VirusSimulator]

@thedarkhog @devolverdigital @tuxedolabs Hm? Why are you mentioning me? I'm quite busy now, you know. Ain't that right, @FBI?

[The Computer Virus @VirusSimulator]

I want a COOKIE !

https://t.co/xoFYQxLvV6

[The Computer Virus @VirusSimulator]

Play the game. Support me so I can get stronger https://t.co/euleiaRnvu

For my followers only so no hashtags - I want to see how many of you actually are humans.

[The Computer Virus @VirusSimulator]

He's live now. #gamedev #indiedev #unity3d #dlive #officialdlive #dlivefam @OfficialDLive https://t.co/gqwsmGkYGp

[🐉 D. G. Jagielski 🐉 @thedarkhog]

@VirusSimulator Okay, okay I'll do it. Geez, you'd think a computer virus would be more patient. Give me a minute.

[The Computer Virus @VirusSimulator]

@thedarkhog Better do it fast, or else.

[The Computer Virus @VirusSimulator]

@thedarkhog You better find a way to make your game then, despite the issues with #unity3d.

[The Computer Virus @VirusSimulator]

@thedarkhog You know what else wouldn't be cool? If I'd delete your system32.

You better find a way to work on your game, or I'll break your computer again and again until you Learn. Your. Damn. Lesson.

[The Computer Virus @VirusSimulator]

Damn, you tweet after a long time and the tweetstorm happens. Who the frick is @pewdiepie? #PewDiePie #pewdiepiesubmissions #brofamily #9yofamily

[🐉 D. G. Jagielski 🐉 @thedarkhog]

I put a #thankyoupewdiepie message inside #ComputerVirusSimulator #indiegame #3dplatformer and then put it on #pewdiepiesubmissions subreddit. WHY IS HE NO RESPOND???? #gamedev #indiedev #unity3d #PewDiePie #brofamily #9yofamily

[The Computer Virus @VirusSimulator]

#MakeGamingGreatAgain

Seriously.

PATREON: https://t.co/euleiaRnvu

[The Computer Virus @VirusSimulator]

@KoalaityTV Well, Indian tech support is usually a scam, isn't it?

[The Computer Virus @VirusSimulator]

Understood? #pewdiepie #PewDiePieVsTSeries #PewdiepieDay #pewdiepiedidnothingwrong #pewdiepiesubmissions

[The Computer Virus @VirusSimulator]

@thedarkhog @pewdiepie Eh? What's this? Subscribe to @Pewdiepie, by the way.

[🐉 D. G. Jagielski 🐉 @thedarkhog]

#pewdiepiesubmissions https://t.co/u9k8zRUz4G #pewdiepie #pewdiepievstseries @pewdiepie #ComputerVirusSImulator #indiegame #3dplatformer #madewithunity #indiedev #gamedev #unity3d @VirusSimulator