Behind every hot girl is a history with the church

fav part of being a black is when we start screaming and reaching for each others hands lmaooo

I bought bourbon aged maple syrup and unfortunately it tastes exactly like that.

join me

people who aren't even somewhat afraid of elevators are so strong to me

I would truly die

anyone have a snoring kink? I'm available for naps ($5k) and sleepovers ($25k). Inquire within.

i actually think it should be illegal to tell us what celebrities are doing

sorry I can't be your man

if I become fluent in even ONE foreign language my English speaking days are over for good

I really thought mfs was on they last lap at 35

I love Revival of Venus.