14 counts of vehicular manslaughter

[14 counts of vehicular manslaughter @visceraconsumer]

Im not allowed to do overtime bc last week's sales were so abysmal they don't have enough for payroll lmao layoffs and drug testing coming next i bet

[14 counts of vehicular manslaughter @visceraconsumer]

Who the fuck is buying their cat carne asada and barbacoa flavored cat food

[14 counts of vehicular manslaughter @visceraconsumer]

Lord harkon canonically just letting his wife and daughter get raped to death by molag bal just for the vampiric abilities to be kinda mid is insane

[14 counts of vehicular manslaughter @visceraconsumer]

I brought my broken earbuds to work im ending my shit

[14 counts of vehicular manslaughter @visceraconsumer]

Save me kanye west

[14 counts of vehicular manslaughter @visceraconsumer]

My jacket smells like weed and I haven't smoked while wearing it in literally 2 years

[14 counts of vehicular manslaughter @visceraconsumer]

I love when i wake up in a coughing fit and puke in the bathroom before work

[14 counts of vehicular manslaughter @visceraconsumer]

@HanebuDrifter Nonexistent

[14 counts of vehicular manslaughter @visceraconsumer]

Im looking for volunteers to be sealed in my tomb with me to be my servants in the afterlife

[mick @mickidiot]

*most 22-year-old guy ever* My life just hasn’t turned out how I thought it would

[14 counts of vehicular manslaughter @visceraconsumer]

Dude holy shit ive wasted so much of my life

[14 counts of vehicular manslaughter @visceraconsumer]

@timmyturner1337 @found_it_funny Grok translation attempts localization. Its really good at it sometimes too.

[Gene @SpaceBasedFox]

World’s brightest minds congregating in the YouTube comments section

[14 counts of vehicular manslaughter @visceraconsumer]

When my manager tells me to go home when my shift ends I get scared they're gonna fire me

[14 counts of vehicular manslaughter @visceraconsumer]

They move all the beautiful women on night shift to the bakery to protect them from the subhumans they hire to do night stock i think

[14 counts of vehicular manslaughter @visceraconsumer]

@gloop67 @yourelosers Pussy ass get more

[14 counts of vehicular manslaughter @visceraconsumer]

I would have been nice to Meg from family guy