JD Pants

everything’s made up and nothing matters

[JD Pants @visceralreact]

@WhiteHouse I trust Trump like I trust a fart after eating gas station sushi. Both produce the same thing. Shit.

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

America: we can’t afford groceries, tell us what you’re going to do about it

Trump: here’s my imaginary personal grievance from six years ago

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So information about the 6 yr old presidential election he lost, is suddenly available as he’s failing to get his big voter suppression bill passed.

Timing is a little too convenient

[Elias🌲𓌏▌ @EliasofNE]

From an unbiased perspective, this was one of the saddest Presidencies in history.

His whole thing was to end Trumpism and ended up giving Trump a golden ticket to Washington

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@ag_0012 Dang now I gotta stop watching Landman

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@Arianikle Is that also in the bible?

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@CindySmallwoodu @GuntherEagleman My life is pretty good. Got my wife, 2 kids. Thanks for asking. How’s your life?

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@MeghanMcCain Was someone expecting you to?

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@SaraHermanw0 80s kid here, grew up in rural MS. I knew 2 who were closeted trans that killed themselves; 1 in middle, 1 in high school. At least 4 of my classmates moved away after high school and returned for our 10 yr having transitioned. About a dozen more have done so since then.

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@SaraHermanw0 With temperatures reaching triple digits, iced drinks are going to be that much more essential.

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@esjesjesj It is for this very reason that I agree the Constitution protects the baker from having to make a cake for a gay couple. The gay couple can find a different baker, Nat’l guard can find a different pizza place. The beauty of the free market.

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@NancyMace Where is it practiced in America?

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@Arianikle But it was an impeachable offense when Biden looked tired?

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@RepLuna @POTUS I’d rather watch someone put their hand in a meat grinder

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@GuntherEagleman She ruled on the basis of the text of the Constitution. What’s more of the law than that?

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@jackunheard He can rant about whatever he wants, Unless Congress passes an amendement to the constitution that repeals the 14th, birthright citizenship is granted by the constitution.

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@BornAmerican7 @TrumpIsBack7 Was that supposed to be an insult?

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@PeteHegseth We’re definitely not living in an authoritarian state.

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@WhiteHouse What in the fuck does this tweet mean? This is from the official White House account? Geez

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@AdamtrendHQ That’s Joe Biden

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@nicksortor @KevinPosobiec @SecretaryBurgum Why are we charging anyone to enter our national parks?