Mentally ill smartass. Agoraphobic adventurer. Fat athlete. Nerd. Survivor of multiple brain traumas & just a real delight at parties. Bleeding heart liberal.
A good amount of Twitter is like:
Yes, I’m a leftist. Yes, I want to live in a collective communal society where we all take care of each other. No, I don’t want to ever interact with another human and I perceive all human interaction as an oppressive threat. We exist.
My sister & nephew made it safely back home to Germany & I can now ratchet my anxiety down from an outrageous 854% to a more reasonable resting-covid-rate of 237% 😌
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I'm still trying to distract myself from my feelings with the usual cycle of escapi… https://t.co/M1NeahREaC
The gallery wall is becoming plural 🖼️
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I'm currently feeling too many feelings to think, so I'm distracting myself with manual labour & stand-up comedy. Also, a whisky sour 🥃
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(At heights manual labour is to be done pre-whiskey; pillow zhushing is… https://t.co/BRyR3DLnHE
I amuse myself ✨✨✨
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Which is good, because I'm pretty sure my antics are outrageously niche. Like, niche of one. I can be a bit (lot) much with the constant brooding, absent-minded professoriness, inability to finish a single project at a time, and … https://t.co/Si68RS5UAa
Rearrangement! It's been happening! I'm tired now! There's still all the little details like art and power and small furniture placement to get done, but they will waiiiiiit! 🤓
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You can tell that I've gone loopy by the number of overcompensating exc… https://t.co/CxE0Zi4yp4
My post content must have been too damn awesome today, because after hours of digital labour, the interwebs delivery machine simply devoured the content, leaving nothing for humans & sentient toasters to adore/revile as intended 🤷
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I suppose it's my… https://t.co/sApNRHKemo
How am I surviving these surreal times? My secret is that I'm always questioning the nature of reality and our self-imposed social order. Like the Anxiety!Hulk, I'm always worried. What's unusual is that the heightened level of uncertainty that I experie… https://t.co/BXYMRY8FkA
The beige couches are gone & the rearranging has already begun! We're all trying to focus on the positives of having a few weeks to hang out at home as a family & tackle some tasks. My sister likes to stress vacuum & my mom stress dusts, so my house is g… https://t.co/e4u8dTZJaC
I had a nice, long post about something entirely different showing a whole other space, but it got eaten by smartphone technology. So, here's a plant 🌱
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I just needed to feel superior to something, & I can feel like a big man around a helpless littl… https://t.co/JaamTEBeZu
If we're lucky, someone is coming to buy our grey-beige couches today! 🤩
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Greg and I decided that the living room needs to be arranged to better suit how we're really using the space. That means taking out bulky pieces so that there's more room to j… https://t.co/8NdIUmAbVH
Next time you're on vacation at your sister's house & the two of you are planning a secret reunion in Canada for six weeks' time & your sister says, "I'm gonna book for Friday the 13th 'cuz less people travel then & what's the worst that could happen lol… https://t.co/egCkCuSUwS
Things have deteriorated quickly. Have resorted to using wild-foraged flora to wipe. Ate a raw squirrel earlier. Searching for conch shell to signal full dissent into madness 🐷
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Not to brag, but this lady with capital-A anxiety & agoraphobia and a l… https://t.co/8wgJ9KNUPJ
There's not an item on these shelves that doesn't have a backstory. I could tell you each & every one. But, I'll save you the boredom & just post a picture. Enjoy your Fridays 💙
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#thechurchhouse#shelfie#houseenvy#artfullyhomes… https://t.co/bxVLR4JmQS
I'm enamoured by the little heart-shaped detail of this latch 🖤
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I've been thinking a lot about details lately. The group therapy I'm currently taking extolls mindfulness. Taking in & observing as much as possible without judgement. To be aware and … https://t.co/jtP5XOoAcc
Dudes, I have been feeling bonkers untethered lately. I feel like I've totally lost sight of any "big picture" outcome for our home...
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...And then I accidentally hit post before writing my caption! 😂
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Y'all know how you can get lost in the weeds d… https://t.co/riHY91sfg5
Life giving lemons doesn't seem so bad, especially when it means you can have lemon curd! 🍋
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The in-laws stopped by for schnitzel on Sunday & brought dessert 🙌
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Apparently, this curd was made in the microwave! G$'s family is all about doing things … https://t.co/NoTYhzw16G
Spencer doesn't understand why I'm standing in the unheated vestibule, crammed in a corner, trying to figure out the lighting settings on my phone & I don't either! 🤷
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I guess it's because it's Sunday & we sprung forward, timewise, & now I'm bumblin… https://t.co/DWGZxGSgr9