@katiethomas10@TheWesternFlyer Wow, congrats Katie! Moss Landing is such a gem, and what an incredible position! (PS: this is Greg from Oregon. Sooo jealous you guys were at Bamfield.)
@CourierNewsroom@JDScholten You forgot that Ted Cruz's wife is an investment banker/ director at Goldman Sachs and once complained that her and Ted's combined salaries were too low to buy a second house. https://t.co/SbIehldkO6
@rupertg I just wanted to say how exceptionally well written that column was. Rarely does an article make me look up an author and their other work. Good stuff, mate!
@jk_rowling My wife and I invited you to our HP-themed wedding wedding in 2014, but you never replied. You're most like Millicent Tiggywinks. Yeah, that's right, the one who makes Remilda Bagshaw look like the venerable Constance Silverworth, by comparison.
The real reason Gary Larson doesn't make cartoons anymore is that they'd all have to be depressing shit like a halibut at an underwater bar saying "can I get that with *extra* microplastics?"