Vishnu

Almost certainly not the Vishnu you're looking for.

[Vishnu @vishnu]

"A bid for the attention of strangers".

[Vishnu @vishnu]

Thompson's Theorem

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

Somewhere between Jevons Paradox and Sturgeons Law (90% of everything is crap) there is maybe something like:

Technology that makes X more efficient increases demand for X, but crap scales linearly with the production of X, stimulating demand for jobs in the category of [cleaning up X’s mess]

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

Somewhere between Jevons Paradox and Sturgeons Law (90% of everything is crap) there is maybe something like:

Technology that makes X more efficient increases demand for X, but crap scales linearly with the production of X, stimulating demand for jobs in the category of [cleaning up X’s mess]

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Catchy opening! But the comma splice is unwieldy. Why dont you try "It was not just the best of times. It was also the worst of times."

[Mike Bird @Birdyword]

Is it just me or does it look like that gyre is widening?

[Alice Mills @millsalice144]

I’m going to teach the world what propreantepenultimate means, even if it’s the fifth to last thing I ever do.

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

There are two rules in life:

1) Never give out all the information.

[Vishnu @vishnu]

@dieworkwear https://t.co/bc25VKj6fL

[Vishnu @vishnu]

"Is wearing shorts to work unprofessional?"

"Saving the world is not a profession, it's a lifestyle."

[Devon ☀️ @devonzuegel]

The semicolon was the pretentious punctuation mark of the 2010s; the em dash has been the pretentious punctuation mark of the 2020s — I wonder what it will be for the 2030s!

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

“Both the embroidery on the jackets and the hem-stitching with mother-of-pearl inlay on the trains had been grossly overdone.”

Murasaki Shikibu’s eye for vulgarity at Japan’s 11th century imperial court is never less than a delight…

[Steven Pinker @sapinker]

I was hacked earlier this evening. Please note that I do not release memecoins, and there is no "Steven Pinker AI."

[Big Lebowski @Big_Lebowskript]

[Lebowski]: Hello! Do you speak English? Parla usted Inglese? I'll ask you again: did I urinate on your rug?

[Stacey Vanek Smith @svaneksmith]

It's getting-charged-on-the-sidewalk-by-large-cockroaches season in New York again 🪲

[Vishnu @vishnu]

“Writers learn to avoid expressing thoughts...that might be controversial with the group and hurt their numbers. In the most successful cases, the cultivation of followers becomes an end in itself and takes the place of actual writing.”

https://t.co/jSswFeSDbs

[Vishnu @vishnu]

@CT9898 @_y3omans @god @allah Apostrophe on point, son. Keep at it.

[Vishnu @vishnu]

"Oxford-educated. Obsessed with serial killers, “Serial,” and cereal. I’m a big list-maker. Yes, I’ve read the “Comma Sutra,” but I only bend one way, so please don’t ask."

https://t.co/txBJjwTyKB

[Vishnu @vishnu]

Regarding the em dash.

https://t.co/mMRqyT5lG6

[Vishnu @vishnu]

"Unfortunately, no matter how hard you try, nobody can cheat this triangle." https://t.co/OJIqQI8WIh

[Tony Zhou @tonyszhou]

Myself and @glassesattached are announcing that #everyframeapainting has officially ended. Here's the script to the final unmade video
https://t.co/phg7hq3ikc

[Vishnu @vishnu]

@DRIMACHUCK \_(ツ)_/¯

[Vishnu @vishnu]

@DRIMACHUCK You never left.

[Vishnu @vishnu]

@iamvishnurajan Eons of plentitude.