Baratheon şövalyelerinden biri, Kral Stannis'i karlarla kaplı bir gölün başında tek başına düşünürken görmüş.
"Majesteleri, burada ne yapıyorsunuz?" diye sormuş.
Stannis, "Savaşı kazanıyorum." demiş.
Şövalye, "Nasıl yani?" diye sorunca Stannis, "Düşman askerlerini bu göle düşüreceğim." diye cevap vermiş.
Şövalye gülümseyerek, "Majesteleri, hiç koskoca bir ordu göle düşer mi?" demiş.
Stannis durur mu, yapıştırmış cevabı:
"Ya düşerse."
AMC Theatres is implementing a controversial new policy to crack down on bad theater etiquette.
“If we see a phone or hear you talk, our employees have the legal authority to shoot you.”
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fuck it, top 10 games I’ve played in no particular order
skyrim
super mario 3D land
overwatch
super mario galaxy (both?)
marvel’s spider-man (I like gadgets in 1 but overall gameplay or 2)
super smash bros ultimate
shadow of war
pokemon leafgreen
minecraft
gta v
a group of necromancers tried to sell me some nonsense about how their tombs could be an alternative to the realm's gold coin system. something about it being "decentralized" by their "chain of blocks". sounded like hogwash to me, but i wish them well with their crypt of currency
paid $10 for a shitty hot dog from the halal cart in nyc and didnt even say anything. shit probably wasn’t even real sabrett. fuck I’m such a pathetic chud
"Is macready or childs The Thing at the end?" theorists are idiots. The answer is John Carpenter. It's in the poster. John Carpenter's The Thing. Dumbass