Asfalis Board of Tourism

The Meteorite City, home of Lancaster Center, Memória Library, Mount Alpha and more. Run by our HPL branch. Come visit! #WelcomeToAsfalis

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@energymaster22 It was nice. I missed talking,though.

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Went to the beach again.

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Back from the beach. Sorry.

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I went outside, the other day, when the beach was empty. Nothing to do.

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Now look what happened. Not even I know.

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I told him not to act like that. I told him.

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He's still quiet. Is he coming back?

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Have you visited #PrimeForest yet? New #hiking trails of various difficulty levels have just been opened to the public. Get out of your house! Reconnect with nature! Come visit! #WelcomeToAsfalis

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Ever heard about Pioneer Habitat's famous #ArcadiaGreenhouse? Filled with exuberant #nature, grown from all the gifts of our international community. Free visit if you agree to joining Pioneer's hassle-free General Data Sorting Initiative. Come visit! #WelcomeToAsfalis

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Good news, technology enthusiasts. After unearthing an old section of Subdermis and discovering previously unseen computer hardware, the Layers of Asfalis exposition is returning to #LovelaceGalleries until the end of the month. Come visit! #WelcomeToAsfalis #LayersOfAsfalis

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@syslicato Don't you have dissidents to mingle with?

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It's still up there. I don't think they'll take it out, this deep in the wilderness. #Oh #No... #WelcomeToAsfalis

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@syslicato I AM BUSY

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You must think this is alright. It is not.

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@syslicato That's no good.

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Today in #AsfalianHistory, 1957: Using new advancements on engineering, Wastehaven beach's massive, mysterious crystalline hole that was found during the acquisition of Asfalis is finally cleaned away and covered. Better late than never. Come visit! #WelcomeToAsfalis

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Celebrating our tenth soundscape, the mind of our city. This week on #Soundcloud: AEGYS Supercomputer. A new #soundscape every week at https://t.co/kLi7YzHNio. Come visit. #WelcomeToAsfalis #help #help #help #dissidents

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Oh jeez, they're wandering outside again.

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Today in #AsfalianHistory, 1940: Amidst a world war, self-made billionaire Lancaster begins building his haven in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Its name? Asfalis. Fortune favors the bold. Come visit! #WelcomeToAsfalis

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Our friends at the 37Vertex #design firm have been kind enough to send in this beautiful #3D rendition of our proud city's #skyline, including its world-famous Monolith. Come visit! #WelcomeToAsfalis