Ratropolis Updates

unofficial account of the sewer city of Ratropolis, your local tourist attraction and cartel hotspot

[Ratropolis Updates @visitratropolis]

pondering by the sewage pond rn

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of the Baja blast

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

stoned to the point where i can’t enjoy my movie because i know the actors are acting

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

“Donald Trump has died at age 79”

[Ratropolis Updates @visitratropolis]

Myself and my peers here at Ratropolis Updates have taken the week to approach this subject publicly, but have decided that there is just no great way to announce this.

Sid appears in the Epstein files 506 times. That we know of so far.

Justice will come.

[Ratropolis Updates @visitratropolis]

hey im stuck down here lost my master key and cant get the vent open on main st if anyone is in the area ill be banging on it very loudly if yall could help that would be great thank you!

[Ratropolis Updates @visitratropolis]

i want to kill every person that ever liked him but in like a really chill, chic way

[eleni @ele__giac]

So I tried this thing that men do when they just don’t emotionally process anything and instead they lock in on work and the gym and I am afraid they are onto something.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

These first ten years of January have really been exhausting

[Ratropolis Updates @visitratropolis]

remy’s funeral service was a fucking nightmare. mr. linguine stole literally all of the rats. said he has “big plans.” witnesses say he promised them luxury cheeses and bread

[Ratropolis Updates @visitratropolis]

after recovering rita’s carcass, the fbi have finally concluded the investigation. shockingly, the culprit was remy. after evading police in the area, he barricaded himself inside a local dispensary where he refused to hand himself over to authorities. he was promptly gunned down

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

im crying man I can't even imagine the unusual shape