Mar

Cat mom. Plant mom. Rich man. Disheveledly pretty. Decidedly grumpy.

[Mar @vistadelmarr]

I'm kind of sad that Aaron Carter doesn't follow me on twitter anymore

[Mar @vistadelmarr]

@united 4 hour delay and the least helpful customer service agents I’ve ever dealt with. Never again.

[Callum Thomas @Callum_Thomas]

“The only way it gets better for you is when you get better. Better is not something you wish, it’s something you become.” -- Jim Rohn

Be a creator, not a creature, of circumstance.

[Cecil Yongo @CecilYongo]

Normalize saying “I don’t know enough to have an opinion.”

[Mar @vistadelmarr]

@notblondebear HAHAHAHA god dammit 😂😂

[Downz @goodolmarls]

I’m so glad I have cool parents

[𝔾𝕁 @Gjozu]

Important reminder.

[Mar @vistadelmarr]

@Stephmae94 We finally found Clorox!!!!!

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Days are now divided by coffee hours and alcohol hours, there is no other law

[Mar @vistadelmarr]

@Stephmae94 LOL Cody cleaned his yesterday and we both were just like 😳 ew.

[Mar @vistadelmarr]

@notblondebear Lmao oh god girl that was how mark and marcia were with my nose ring. Both hated everything about it.

[Mar @vistadelmarr]

@citygorl The closeups just hurt so bad.

[Mar @vistadelmarr]

@notblondebear Lolol that ain’t staying in for wedding pictures I can assure you. That would be less regrettable than a solo lip ring tho. Her wedding closeups just look trashy as hell.

[Hernán García @Hernan308]

What are y’all non-essentials up to? I’m here at work being essential to society

[Jorrel @JorrelFromWork]

People my age don’t seem to realize that this quarantine isn’t for us. Yes we will most likely be fine. But you gallivanting for leisure puts others at risk. This is about doing our part rn to flatten the curve. It’s about doing what our society needs of us to keep this at bay.

[Brooke @Brookie_disney]

Yo ho yo ho a quarantine’s life for me! My family’s Disneyland Staycation! #Disneyland #PiratesoftheCaribbean #SocialDistancing

[Mar @vistadelmarr]

@heyitsbre_ Bish I’ve been telling you this for like 9 years. I love you I miss you block him. ♥️♥️♥️

[Mar @vistadelmarr]

@notblondebear I wrote a novel. Wake up soon so you can write the sequel.

[Mar @vistadelmarr]

@notblondebear I’m sorry. I try to ignore stuff like this but you’re shitting me, right? You’re going to turn an incredibly contagious illness into the pretense of a political argument and say that the preventative measures are selfish. Why not do something productive.

[Mar @vistadelmarr]

The number of times I have driven to Kentucky for food. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[Mar @vistadelmarr]

@notblondebear 🤦‍♀️