Martha Scholtens

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

100% going to start smoking again if I can’t run anymore because if I look even half as hot as Hudson smoking that cigarette with no hands, it will be worth it. 🚬 https://t.co/WwL3FSqQjq

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

I just want to say that after making myself look pathetic and crying twice in the airport yesterday, the TSA PreCheck saved my life. 🥴😂 #ihateflying #ineednewluggage #marthainthekeys2026

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

JFC I hate people. 🙄 #whytho #plzstop #marthainthekeys2026

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

It’s like the universe knows I’m going back to real life tomorrow and decided to bless me with an annoying idiot to sit next to at the bar…FFS #icanalreadyfeelmybloodpressurerising #wtf #marthainthekeys2026

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

Last day, southernmost point. 🛟 #howmanymilestocuba #southernmostpoint #marthainthekeys2026

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

Having to do laundry on vacation seems rude. #ranoutofgymclothes #laundromatlife #marthainthekeys2026

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

Is it a bad thing to be taking shots alone at 2:36 on a Thursday? 🤔🍋😎 #tattoosandscarssaloon #icanthelpthatimalone #marthainthekeys2026

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

The bartender just called me miss instead of ma’am. Day made. 😊 #justcalleveryonemiss #cancelmaam #marthainthekeys2026

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

So the bartenders at the hotel bar just got me wasted. 🥂🤪 #aperolissneaky #toobadimalone #marthainthekeys2026

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

OMG I’m out in public with a crop top on. 👀 #whoami #thisisscary #marthainthekeys2026

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

Imagine coming down to Key West only to end up eating Pizza Hut for three days straight…🍕😒 #thejoysofvacationingalone #awkwardgirlproblems #marthainthekeys2026

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

Ok I can sit out by the pool and not care about kids screaming, a baby crying, the weird music they are playing, all that can be ignored. But the random beeping that just started? Kill me. #whereisitcomingfrom #whyme #marthainthekeys2026

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

Ok so the hotel is giving me champagne while I wait to check in. 🥂 #thecapitana #canihavethewholebottlethough #marthainthekeys2026

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

Did I just sit in my car in a Publix parking lot and eat kinda warm lactose free cottage cheese? Yes, yes I did. 💁🏼‍♀️ #cottagecheeseeverything #notveganbutiranoutofoptions #marthainthekeys2026

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

WHY TF IS IT RAINING what did I do that the universe fees it needs to punish me in this way? 😩🌧️ #sevenmilebridgerun #thisistheluckihave #marthainthekeys2026

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

I don’t know what I’m going to do when I have to go back to real life and drive my RAV. I want to keep my black Jeep Wrangler rental; it’s like driving around in a tank. 😎 #whattheduck #lotsofchickenstho #marthainthekeys2026

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

Good thing I retained my retail bladder. #offtotheraces #marthainthekeys2026

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

Are all people annoying or just the ones I’m about to get on a flight with? 🤔 #amiannoyingtoo #ihateeveryone #marthainthekeys2026

[Martha Scholtens @visual_martha]

All new Hearth and Hand at the Grandville Target! #T2818 Kinda Christmasy, definitely holiday, totally Magnolia!
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