David Rasmussen

Salesforce tech professional. socialmedia awkward.

[David Rasmussen @visualforceguy]

@MetacriticCap @Benioff @SFResearch @salesforce I mean… they have to show SOMETHING at Dreamforce ;)

[David Rasmussen @visualforceguy]

AOL. MySpace. Twitter.

[David Rasmussen @visualforceguy]

@Snowden Consensus about what?

[David Rasmussen @visualforceguy]

@JAEbberts Why do you want this?

[David Rasmussen @visualforceguy]

@HorrocksTyson Scroll away Queen, scroll away.

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@Benioff 🙄

[David Rasmussen @visualforceguy]

@brentdowney Why?

[David Rasmussen @visualforceguy]

@CenturyLink @stephaniepolk Quantum Fiber has no-showed my installation appointment 3 times in a row. I wish I knew what to do about it. Case# 21555085.

[David Rasmussen @visualforceguy]

@CenturyLink @stephaniepolk Quantum Fiber has no-showed my installation appointment 3 times in a row. I wish I knew what to do about it. Case# 21555085.

[Safia 👩🏾‍💻 @captainsafia]

New tech job perk: you get financial compensation every time you are the only woman in a meeting.

[David Rasmussen @visualforceguy]

@SalesforceAmy I love this so much.

[David Rasmussen @visualforceguy]

@PressSec the phrase “build back better” doesn’t land as strong as it could. How about “Build Back Bold”?

[David Rasmussen @visualforceguy]

@RobSalesforce I feel attacked 😂

[David Rasmussen @visualforceguy]

@SaaSy_Sistah @Salesforce_Tom @SalesforceUK @SalesforceBen @SalesforceAdmns @SalesforcePhil Not any time soon, but yes, I did read that on Salesforce’s blog last summer. Sorry I don’t have the link.

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

YASSSSSSSSSS MY LOVE STEVE IS BACK!!! #KornackiThirstcontinues

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@Benioff Dead ☠️ lol

[David Rasmussen @visualforceguy]

@HayleyTuller @gemziebeth @salesforce This is the way

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Rudy Giuliani tested positive for Covid-19. I offer him my farts and prayers.

[David Rasmussen @visualforceguy]

@maddow Love you Rachel!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

After eight months of this pandemic, we finally found President Trump's plan to beat COVID-19. https://t.co/KO4g328Uvr