Vishal Joshi

unnassailable

[Vishal Joshi @visualjox]

Now I’m in a gas chamber with a full bladder and an empty stomach. And I paid to be here. Wow.

[Vishal Joshi @visualjox]

Dear @Uber_India @UberIN_Support

I’m amidst an intercity ride from Pune to Mumbai as I’m writing this.

Just to confirm, aren’t your drivers supposed to stop at the food mall?

I’m sure they aren’t riding with an empty stomach and a packed bladder.

So why should we?

[Vishal Joshi @visualjox]

Update: the driver just farted so he surely isn’t driving empty stomach.

[Vishal Joshi @visualjox]

Dear @Razorpay

My account was just disabled without any prior notice and your support team is unaware of the reason.

I have a legitimate business and can happily comply with any t&c’s required to re-enable my account.

Kindly do the needful.

Thanks.

[Vishal Joshi @visualjox]

@crazy__shikhu Slo mo kar deta meri jaan 😭

[amity☊ @Zodi_Am]

You’ll be rejected repeatedly until you align with people on your level.

[Vishal Joshi @visualjox]

@tarunmallappa This brand spends all their time justifying their truth and convincing the consumer 😂

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

LinkedIn posts be like: I spilled coffee today, but it taught me leadership.

[Vishal Joshi @visualjox]

@mynkdzgn @sharktankindia They don’t have a Twitter account?

[Vishal Joshi @visualjox]

@stonksqween You’re defending a sport that’s invented by the westerners. You know that right? 😂

“I said what I said”

[nysa @chalkalaana]

Indian unemployed youth when their bat and ball team wins final against a team whose players don’t even take the game seriously and do part time jobs.

[nysa @chalkalaana]

"Very excited for the cricket world cup final"

The "World" :

[Vishal Joshi @visualjox]

@Hartdrawss Genuine question: how are you gonna deal with this?

[Vishal Joshi @visualjox]

@sushantsareen Doom

[Vishal Joshi @visualjox]

Tell me one situation when you need your laptop like this

[Yuta @ylevi0]

i bet your macbook can't do this

[autist @litteralyme0]

Realizing that caffeine doesn't give you energy it just blocks the signal that says you are tired

[Naval @naval]

It’s not about junior vs senior, it’s about “good with AI” vs “not good with AI.”

[Vishal Joshi @visualjox]

@AmanHasNoName_2 Raj shamani does all kinds of shit a typical promoter does but sits there with expressions of a learner and everyone appreciates him for it.

Stopped watching him since that ozempic episode. Blatant advertising

[Vishal Joshi @visualjox]

@warikoo i want to build my own brand on social media but the more i use social media, the more im distracted by it. what should i do?

[Vishal Joshi @visualjox]

@Akir_a997 I disagree