thicker than the plot 🍉

i really don’t fuckin know anymore

[thicker than the plot 🍉 @vitaminbeez]

I love it when y’all ask me for feet pics but somebody asked me to step on his face…physically seems uncomfortable (for me) but hell yeah brother

[thicker than the plot 🍉 @vitaminbeez]

bless your parents for fucking you into existence fr. I love you 🫶🏾

[thicker than the plot 🍉 @vitaminbeez]

new promo for new & old students 🤓

[Redd @ReddCinema]

When Johnny Bravo was turned into a woman by a disgruntled fortuneteller in order to show him what it truly means to be a woman 😳

[thicker than the plot 🍉 @vitaminbeez]

nah. stay weird.

[thicker than the plot 🍉 @vitaminbeez]

fuuuuuck

[𐚁 @cocteavs]

she got a severe case of pretty face syndrome

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

multiple siblings can grow up in the same house, with the same parents, and have completely different childhoods.

[GVINO @supastarvina]

This is what yall think hourglass is and that’s the problem. Plastic surgery has become so normalized it has distorted yall idealism of what a real hourglass shape is supposed to look like.

That shit is not natural nor achievable in any way than under the knife.

[cay @koralinadean]

not to be in kids’ business but u can just tell kenny ortega retired

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THIS IS FCKING CRAZY😭😭😭

[Justin Bieber @justinbieber]

😍😍😍

[big ceo @korysverse]

chelley coming out of the villa to say she cried the most in the villa is insane but we barely saw ANY of that. the producers knew exactly what they were doing editing chellandria the way they did. #LoveIslandUSA

[thicker than the plot 🍉 @vitaminbeez]

you mighttttt even be able to pick the color

[thicker than the plot 🍉 @vitaminbeez]

you pay for my pedi, you get pics. it’s simple lol

[thicker than the plot 🍉 @vitaminbeez]

do you need me to show you how I want you to suck your opinion out of my asshole?? cause that’s where it went.

[thicker than the plot 🍉 @vitaminbeez]

@Chime I was thinking about #WhyIChime yesterday, actually. It feels so good to wake up knowing that my funds are safe & secure. I can support my friends who don’t Chime & there’s a little fluff if I need it! I trust them 🤝🏾 $bzbvby

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

CLEARED HER!