Vito Lombardi

Chicago South Side. Big time hockey fan. Father of 2.

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My son sent me this video from the Kroger parking lot. When he said look at this tornado I expected a video of him tornadoing a corona behind the wheel. 👍🏼#calmbeforethestorm #bloomington

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Just saw two guys at the bar with a pre planned fake phone call play to bring his buddy to the 2 man play. Didn’t work. Mendoza Heisman run stuffed at the 1 yard line? #lank

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Goose, Goose, Glock. Triple crown. Thanks for the trust fund old man. #unemployed #douchebag

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FanDuel with another “here take my money ahh promotion” where is my deposit match?! #shrink

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Intern if I’ve ever seen one. Holy queer. #intern #shrink #nuke

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POTD: Portugal v DR Congo +25000 longshot. FanDuel promo line?! Value is go good to pass on don’t overthink it. 🔒 #worldcup #cristianoronaldo

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Just used the good ol’ “beating the dead horse” saying. Got the whole squad laughing. #expand #laxfinancesegwaypipeline

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@cowboy6036 You got some nerve pal shut up. My son went to Fairfield you piece of shit clearly you don’t understand the lax finance Segway pipeline. You clearly got a sales job #shrink

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Good thing I got too see Quinn Hughes face on my entire TV while the Avs bury one on the PP! #avs Wagon fuck you @espn

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@kildemore @G0H00SIERS @teddypaychecks The police will next year when you bring your east Indianapolis wanna be king von asses down to shake ass on top of hellcats. My son’s wonderful institution doesn’t want this.

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Female equivalent of frat flops? #cleav #petermillar

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Was just taking a dump in the handicap stall when I saw two wheels rolled up on me and started making dinosaur noises. Safe to say I didn’t get to wipe. #hotwheels #bloomington #KSOB

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My wife and kids keep complaining about dinner or some shit so I cooked this shit up. Me and the fellas about to head to Aphi mixer #freshman #lank #oxvegas

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@Avalanche Textbook refs elephant walking Canada to the win #chud #lank #freebird #bowstotoes

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@JaharMenir Prayers with u man and village used to head there with fruzz (freshman huzz) back in the day.

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@MicahelTaylorII It’s ok thank you booker my son isn’t picky.

[Booker T. Washington @MicahelTaylorII]

OH MY GOD ANOTHER TORNADO IN BLOOMINGTON. TAKE COVER NOW!!!

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Update: Storm headed away from campus. Getting word that Ballentine only has 3 floors now. My son said he’s headed the bars. That’s my boy. 👍🏼 #isurvivedthebtownnado2026 #bowsandtoes #bloomington

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Just got word from my son the tornado just touched down outside assembly hall. EXTREME CAUTION MCNUTT DHALL AND BRISCOE 🚨 🚨 #bloomington #tornado #bloomingtonstrong