Dave Tullio

[Dave Tullio @vitotools]

@noatishby I thought Iran didn't have a military anymore?!

[Dave Tullio @vitotools]

@ThePoniExpress Same!

[Bob Smizik @BobSmizik]

McCutchen is 2nd on #Pirates in OBP, Slg, OPS. The kind of guy you want in the lineup. He said last night, “I wanna play every game.” But he’s not in the lineup tonight. Pham and Suwinski are. The offensively starved Pirates are benching one of their best hitters. Go figure!

[Dave Tullio @vitotools]

@GOLF_com Holy crap I know a couple guys...

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Mike Rowe: “For every five tradespeople that retire this year, two replace them.”

“It’s been that way for 12 years.”

“I don’t need to be a mathematician, this is bad arithmetic.”

“7.2 million able-bodied men today, in their prime working years, are not only unemployed … they’re not even looking.”

“What are they doing?”

“2,000 hours a year, on average, on screens.”

“I got a call from a company called BlueForge Alliance … in charge of something called the maritime industrial base.”

“The maritime industrial base consists of 15,000 individual companies, all of whom are tasked with delivering thermonuclear-powered submarines to the US Navy—three a year, two Virginia-class, one Columbia.”

“BlueForge Alliance calls me and they say, we need to hire some tradespeople, and we were wondering if you and your foundation could help.”

“I said, I’ll try, as you probably learned, it’s pretty skinny out there … how many do you need?”

“They said 100,000.”

“100,000 tradespeople for one industry that most people don’t even think about.”

“They said, we’ve looked everywhere … do you know where they are?”

“I said, yeah I do, they’re in the eighth grade.”

“That’s 100,000 building submarines. There’s 80,000 in the automotive industry alone for technicians. Right now … 80,000 openings.”

“You start to go down the list and you begin to realize our workforce is wildly out of balance.”

@mikeroweworks @momsforamerica

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

To celebrate Paul Skenes’ first Opening Day start, REPOST THIS to win this baseball signed by #30.

[Matthew Shelton @M_Shelton33]

Chris Collins dons a headband for his postgame press conference in tribute to Boo Buie

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

The state of our union, summed up in 1 video.

[NUFB Recruiting @NUFBRecruiting]

#ExpectVictory 🌹🌹🌹

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

"Ohio State fans are the only problem. They have a monster following and they think the world is their bathroom."

-- Evanston resident to the @wsj when asked about Northwestern's proposed new $800M stadium.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

NICK SEELER, HOW DO YOU DO? 😱

[West Lot Pirates @westlotpirates]

🟣🟣🟣🟣THE NORTHWESTERN WILDCATS JUST FINISHED SECOND IN THE BIG TEN.🟣🟣🟣🟣

[Alex Cervantes @CervantesPAlex]

With Rutgers' loss to Iowa, your Northwestern Wildcats, as of Jan. 29, 2023, are in sole possession of second place in the Big Ten. What a world.

[Dan Rapaport @Daniel_Rapaport]

There it is! 57-year-old Fran Quinn qualifies for the United States Open at Brookline! Needed 38 holes to do it but he’s in! What a moment.

[Dave Tullio @vitotools]

@StacyGSG @Espngreeny Is that a joke with the silverware?

[Symea @SYMEA]

Beware. She can move in any direction.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Walking into the event and seeing somebody with a very similar fit to you

[Big “S.S.K.” Stinner @BigStinner]

This might my favorite analysis of the Pittsburgh Steelers ever