fjord versus fjerrari

occasionally a billy crudup fan account

[fjord versus fjerrari @vitru1]

here it is, my magnum opus: the signs as cuts of steak.

disclaimer: price point is irrelevant, and public notoriety of the steak has nothing to do with favor upon a certain sign. this is based on my personal steak opinion and interpretation.

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sparrows nests give me the ick

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stroopwaffles are overrated

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I know canonically it's accurate but i'm sure the writers had to be like ok how do we make this appear natural and not a continuity error

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I need to talk about love story with someone because I think the ending of episode 5 might be up there in most satisfying tv show endings this season, tied with HR ep 5

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also sarah pigeons hair is a paid actor bc wdyfm she for no reason unties her hair mid fight and then for no reason again ties it back up later in the fight

[Jake Hamilton @JakesTakes]

That moment you have to interview Ryan Gosling…but your tour bus broke down in the middle of the desert.

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I am convinced a nugget ice maker will make me happier than i've ever been

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my current wish is to go to ikea for swedish meatballs

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

4 days after the Bad Bunny halftime show….

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this just in: loaded waters with chia seeds, fruit, and electrolyte packets. I don't know how I feel about the added sugar from the packets but chia seed water might be something

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my review of drinktok:

-coffee drinks with ice, flavorings, and homemade flavored cold foams that create dreamy layers? yes

-homemade gatorades with ice, coconut water, and actual fruit? also yes

-energy drink cocktails with cold foam and syrups? no

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-enhanced waters with powders and syrups? entertaining, but no

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"jus soli" should actually mean you get juice for life

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listen I just wanna be sitting on my patio in the shade drinking an ice cold jugo de coco con pulpa

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DO NOT OVERDO IT ON LUPINI BEANS

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ETERNITY IS SO GOOD I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

i love how there’s an entire generation of adults who know that Kyle XY was a TV show on abc about a boy with no bellybutton, and virtually nothing else