emilio

i think emotionally ive always been a lizard — diner enthusiast

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While waiting in line for a doughnut yesterday, I crop dusted a kid three or four times. I’d do it again.

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@jggdlilwill not sure how it didn’t thanos half the population at that time

[KFC @kfc]

HERE, DAMN.

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let’s go get sour on some krauts

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poor randall catchin strays at the waffle house high bar this morning. i’m shittin all over him.

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about a week ago my niece asked me what came first: the chicken or the egg, and honestly i haven’t been right since

[SHOW ME THE BODY @showmethebody]

“ITS NOT WORTH IT! KEEP MOSHING!” - BIG BOY

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when’s the last time you to took a good shit on some porcelain?

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i will absolutely burp in a baby’s face

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my doctor told me today that i’m the most advanced human on the planet and i will lead the charge against the apocalypse… aka john connor

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that new age of apocalypse record…

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

Nicolas Cage stars as SPIDER-NOIR in the first trailer for Amazon’s upcoming live-action series

Releasing in 2026. Thoughts?

https://t.co/69lWza6nyC

[emilio @vivalaebo]

are you fucked in the head

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i take cake seriously

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goddamn war hungry

[SHOW ME THE BODY @showmethebody]

THE KIDS WILL HAVE THEIR SAY

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

Official trailer for #TalesOfTheUnderworld.

The six all-new #StarWars shorts premiere May 4 on Disney+.

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“you talkin about red headed matt?”

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first step into cherokee casino and kiss is playing… the books are in trouble today

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can someone bring me a 12-pack of doritos tacos, a beef n cheddar, a cappuccino, and a piece of publix carrot cake? thanks.

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fighting the urge to order bojangles entire fucking menu