Lisa

[Lisa @vivalalacy]

What bothers me about Comedy Central roasts is that the comedians joke on the other comedians rather than who is being roasted #BeiberRoast

[Lisa @vivalalacy]

@sammiam358 I warned you anything wth the cats will be screenshoted #idowhatiwant

[Lisa @vivalalacy]

Here's to you @amazon who got me my last 2 orders in ONE day not TWO! Wine openers and laptop chargers Can't wait. #yougetme

[Lisa @vivalalacy]

Finished two separate series on Netflix today. Not quite sure what to do with myself now-today was TOO productive

[Lisa @vivalalacy]

“@FlTNESS: Goals 😍” wrong.... GAINS

[Lisa @vivalalacy]

@undercover_cbs makes me cry at the reveal every time!}

[Lisa @vivalalacy]

That's the final straw #MarchMadness taking over @TheEllenShow s TV spot. You can't force me to watch basketball, give me my fav show back 😭

[Lisa @vivalalacy]

Coincidence that humpday and woman crush Wednesday are the same day? I think not

[PumpUp @PumpUp]

"Girls shouldn't lift weights" #OffendEveryoneIn4Words http://t.co/EPv9azUMq4

[Lisa @vivalalacy]

Shocker...less than 10 seconds as always #TEAMROWDY #UFC184

[Lisa @vivalalacy]

#ufc184 team rousey 💪 round one knock out as always

[Lisa @vivalalacy]

Screw Jealous, Chains is by far @nickjonas 's best work. I can't stop listening, it's sensational

[Lisa @vivalalacy]

“@lnsaneTweets: There's two types of girls on snow days.. http://t.co/CRclaLCqNq”I'm both

[Lisa @vivalalacy]

Gym bound

[Lisa @vivalalacy]

@sammiam358 @comedyandtruth they both slept in your empty room last night instead of with me #heartbreak #felinetude