Mateo Díaz

[allen bon iverson @retired_juggalo]

midwest sober (only get black out drunk 2-3 times per week)

[FMTIKKYTOKKY @fmtikkytokky]

In another life I’m a 79 rated Lazio LM

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Bears HC Ben Johnson on the rare emotion he showed after the game on the field:

“There was probably a little bit more noise coming out of their building up north to start of the week — which we heard loud and clear, players and coaches alike. So this one meant something to us.” 👀

[Mateo Díaz @vivamxi]

I’m running the pool table. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOUR CHICAGO BEARS ARE 6-3

[Alex Patt @chifanpatt2]

The 2025 Cubs accomplished what only 4 other Cubs teams could do since 1908,

Win at least one playoff series.

Sad…but hey! Enjoy tonight!

[Mateo Díaz @vivamxi]

Let’s get Bacardi up and moving in the pen.

[The Masters @TheMasters]

A bogey-free 66 for Rory McIlroy places him squarely in the hunt for the weekend. #themasters

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

I love a flightless bird. You just don’t do your main thing. That’s awesome

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Cubs win!

Final: #Cubs 10, Dbacks 6.

[Mateo Díaz @vivamxi]

Found out she heard from my friend. No further comments at this time.

[Mateo Díaz @vivamxi]

In honor of George Foreman we’re establishing the jab early #georgeforemangrill

[Mateo Díaz @vivamxi]

She will be hearing from me tonight

[Mateo Díaz @vivamxi]

Fuck. McDonald’s is so sick.

[Mateo Díaz @vivamxi]

Once again, it’s ok. Never kill your self

[Mateo Díaz @vivamxi]

@kmlion_kamal Lets calm down now

[Mateo Díaz @vivamxi]

No mom dessert was great, I’ll have a triple whiskey rocks thank you

[Mateo Díaz @vivamxi]

Literally never kill yourself

[Mateo Díaz @vivamxi]

Anyone up in Dallas Texas and want to do this to me

[julia @juumelo_]

need to drink 4 martinis then chase him around with a knife

[Mateo Díaz @vivamxi]

@kmlion_kamal Stay away. Pitt is gonna cover

[Mateo Díaz @vivamxi]

@walk_enthusiast If by king you mean car dealership inflatable then yeah she’s gonna love it