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http://t.co/UOdd3e2ZgA Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success.

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No one spoil the ending, I haven't finished the iTunes user agreement yet!! http://t.co/3MsnmqxToG

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http://t.co/FfwCqj2YNy You know you're clumsy when you drop a stick playing air drums.

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I'm glad David married me for my brains. My glorius, perky, bouncy brains. http://t.co/ql8S1ooD3W

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http://t.co/61E8upgevZ I like drawing frat boys on passed out dicks.

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http://t.co/2JVomrQDl7 From now on everyone should start saying "No" when asked to be put on hold.

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http://t.co/LvgCkdkQ98 The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

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http://t.co/AnW78IQN8p Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

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Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork". http://t.co/BteB7h64bx

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http://t.co/IXkGKoxcRl Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

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http://t.co/sMkXhoOgOU I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade

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http://t.co/4up29OtaZ9 Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

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http://t.co/rMaT1pk4FO "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

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Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/p72sVIU9bx

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How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? http://t.co/KHFvcU2Ci4

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Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/J06AUIaxKh

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Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/jLZmkEvnlV

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Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/mO1pzF2kBP

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I love "Choose your own adventures" because my two favorite things are reading and blaming myself. http://t.co/swlEZoFn

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http://t.co/GjeTrLdL About 50% of the time "good luck" means "fuck you."