Vivekanandan

“Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.” ― Dalai Lama

[Vivekanandan @vivektweetshere]

@astr0l0gyjunk Saturn in Sagittarius; Taurus Ascendant

[Vivekanandan @vivektweetshere]

@Maxy_aura @grok Nose, I wonder😝

[Vivekanandan @vivektweetshere]

@LalitAditya1212 You forgot to add that Tamils are the villains in every Mallu movie

[Vivekanandan @vivektweetshere]

@Maghapalgunit 8th house please

[Abid Hassan 🇮🇳 @abidsensibull]

Since a large number of illiterate people are asking this, I will answer it for all my bois.

Humans are born with a relatively fixed number of muscle fibers. If protein is restricted during the mid-to-late fetal stages, myogenesis is stunted, and the baby is born with fewer total muscle fibers. After birth, muscles grow by increasing the size of existing fibers (hypertrophy), not by generating new ones (hyperplasia). A child born with a significantly lower baseline of muscle fibers will generally have less overall muscle mass and a lower upper limit for muscular growth throughout their life, regardless of their diet after birth.

In the long run, this leads to lower muscle mass, insulin resistance and metabolic syndrome.

In short, how muscular you will end up is mostly determined while you are in womb. Nothing much you can do about it, sadly

So if you are an Indian woman reading this, please eat some protein. Perhaps your babies might end up muscular

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

"Go tell your King what you saw here today...”

[Vivekanandan @vivektweetshere]

@GANNTRADER2 Is Saturn placed here considered malefic?

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Evreni Merak Ediyoruz @evrenseImerak]

Yavru fil, bakıcısı sarılmaktan şakayla kaçınca üzüldü.

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Mãe descobriu que o bebê nasceu com uma marca no mesmo lugar da cicatriz de seu cachorro, que morreu no dia em que ela engravidou.

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

elas entendendo que ele é estagiario

[Prometheus @CaribbeanRythms]

If the day ever comes that you are before God and beg for mercy, I hope you are met with the same kindness you gave this little spider.

[Muscular Christian @BuffedJesus]

Arab invaders attacked a convent of nuns and captured a beautiful virgin, whom they offered as a gift to the commander of their troop.

When the commander saw her, he was dazzled by her beauty and sought to corrupt her. She then said to him:
"Wait a moment, for I have learned a skill passed down among virgins, and it can only be performed by a virgin — otherwise, it is of no use."

He asked her: "And what is this skill?"
She replied:
"It is an oil: if someone is anointed with it, no sword or weapon can harm them. You, who go often to war, would greatly benefit from it."

= He said to her: "And how can I be sure of that?"
So she took some oil and said to him:
"Anoint your neck with it and give me your sword so that I may strike you."

= He replied: "No! You shall anoint your own neck first, and I will strike with the sword."
She agreed gladly, anointed her neck with the oil, and said:
"Strike with all your strength!"

He drew his sword, which was very sharp, and she bent her neck. He struck with all his might, and her head rolled to the ground.
Thus, she chose to die by the sword rather than to defile her virginity.

The commander was deeply grieved and wept bitterly for having killed such a beautiful soul. He then realized that she had deliberately deceived him in order to escape defilement and sin…

This is Saint Febronia of Syria.

[D @dasyu_zoomer]

Absolute rawdog brutal sex

[Salty Medic @MedicNamedHope]

I learned what a BrapHog is and I'm not proud that I know this information.

[InfoGram @_InfoGram_]

🔴BREAKING: 🇮🇷 Iran COOKED Trump from India🇮🇳 🔥🔥

8:00 AM — 🇺🇸Trump called countries like India and China "hellhole".

8:30 AM — 🇮🇷Iran Consulate at Hyderabad : "China and India are cradles of civilization. The real hellhole is led by a war-criminal president who threatened to wipe out Iran’s."🔥🔥

ABSOLUTE BELT TREATMENT 🔥

[B.M. @ireallyhateyou]

This low-resolution photo of goat poop will get more likes than the Israeli flag.

[Trad West @trad_west_]

>Red Dead Redemption
>Choose to be a good guy and max out honor by defending the weak, sparing lives, and helping strangers
>Hit maximum honor
>Game doesn't reward you with a bigger gun or a pile of cash
>Instead, you are rewarded with an encounter with a Catholic nun
>She hands you the Rosary of Saint Andrew as a gift for your righteous deeds
>It literally acts as a shield, decreasing the accuracy of enemy fire against you
>Teaches you that a man actively seeking redemption operates under divine protection
>The ultimate reward for a virtuous life isn't worldly loot, it's a blessed symbol of faith

Unfathomably based

[Papshine @papshine_t]

Someone tried to blackmail me for cheating on my wife.

With… my wife.

My wife and I run a company together, but nobody at work knows we’re married.

Different surnames.
No couple posts.
To everyone else, we’re just business partners.

Last week we attended a work function together.

Before stepping out of the car, we gave each other a quick kiss

Apparently, somebody saw us

Next morning, I woke up to a WhatsApp message:

"Pay now or we tell your wife you’re sleeping with your business partner."

They even attached pictures as evidence

Then sent me my wife’s Facebook link…

The same page where she never posts her face

I forwarded everything to her.

She has been laughing since. 😂

Honestly, I respect the effort…

Research 100.

Accuracy 0 😂