Jamie Spamister

Raised by squirrels. 🐿 This human world of yours frightens and confuses me. Continental Kush is the weed de jur

[Jamie Spamister @VividJamer]

If you know someone who has cancer, support them if they decide to take a pass on the chemo & radiation. It might be a valid treatment, but it's basically poison they're putting in your body. I feel so much sicker now than I did before treatment. I look like a monster now too

[Jamie Spamister @VividJamer]

@AshleyRParker you've become my favorite on msnbc. Hang in there tough though. 45 will be after you before too long.

[Bairns.com @BairnsDotCom]

I did wonder where it landed

[Jamie Spamister @VividJamer]

@notnowjen #topbitchofthnuthouse huh? Well, that's not so bad. Did you stay away from all the guys?

[Jamie Spamister @VividJamer]

@LadyM_07 For me, I think it happened when I was about 62.

[Jamie Spamister @VividJamer]

@Protect_Wldlife @rickygervais @rickygervais

[Jamie Spamister @VividJamer]

@ButtyHolly1 Hamburger Hash - burger, potato, onion, salt, pepper & ketchup.

[Jamie Spamister @VividJamer]

@vinylrabbit @ButtyHolly1 Wish I had gotten one of these.

[Jamie Spamister @VividJamer]

@MPAVictoria Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. It was a sad drop off the original

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

“I mean, Trump had him killed. Mon dieu, you fucking idiots.” — Hercule Poirot, MURDER ON THE LOLITA EXPRESS, page 2

[Jamie Spamister @VividJamer]

@SoCalledErin It does make a little easier for me with the cancer. Of course I don't have kids.

[Jamie Spamister @VividJamer]

@1okhooker Being Ivanka Trump's only dress fitter and she's already decided no matter what dress she picks she's going commando that day.

[Real Time with Bill Maher @RealTimers]

"If Republicans actually gave a damn about treating mental illness, they wouldn't have spent the last ten years trying to repeal Obamacare." – @crampell #RealTime

[Jamie Spamister @VividJamer]

@carlyken WOW!

[Jamie Spamister @VividJamer]

@SoCalledErin I have one that looks like him. When does this though she's usually hiding from a storm.

[John Lyon @JohnLyonTweets]

Me: I’ll stop by the bar, but just for one drink.

Narrator: Those words would come back to haunt him when he woke up 1,400 miles away in Tijuana with his new bride, Guadalupe.

[Ovary Action 🍉 @Bripping_Talls]

I'd no idea that 70% of my adult life would be spent trying to prove to machines that I'm not a fucking robot.

[Jamie Spamister @VividJamer]

@salty_nerd The Poseidon Adventure?

[Jamie Spamister @VividJamer]

@pattonoswalt Scaramucci on Maher tonight. j/s