happily trevor after

Literally just a person. He/Him. YNWA

[happily trevor after @thefosterer]

I bet everyone thought the first guy ever to shave his face was a real weirdo

[karla♟️ @kxtuitta]

Copa do Mundo é 20% futebol e 80% rancor colonial.

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

The only Taylor Swift wedding detail I care about is that she got married on a fucking FRIDAY. Like, are you poor?

[Lulu | WC 🇪🇬 @muixyui]

never been prouder of my country (don't have a single drop of cabo verdean blood in me)

[geo @shadoweave1]

the best part about soccer is when messi scores and all his teammates start open mouth kissing him and making love on the field

[Leyla Hamed @leylahamed]

Egypt’s head coach Hossam Hassan dedicating their historic World Cup win to Palestine, its martyrs, and the people of Egypt.

Bigger than football.

[jimmy montague @jimmymontague69]

One thing that rocks about committing to being bald is I no longer ever have to be like “oh do i look good today?” The answer is just a permanent No and i can keep it pushing

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

i'm inventing a new card in soccer that the ref shows when something Beautiful happens

[Avery Edison @aedison]

I want to address the rumors and clarify that I was *not* kicked out of MENSA for repeatedly demanding to know where they keep the high-IQ porn, I left of my own accord when they finally showed it to me and I found it too cerebral.

[happily trevor after @thefosterer]

The reason this works with Endrick is because he's a good player

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Mainoo: “I love fish”

Tuchel:

[𝚓𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜 @jurassicjells]

i referee 10 year olds that understand offside better than you casual ass clowns so maybe sit down and stfu ⚽️

[the Lisa @lalise222]

It's Friday night, so I'm switching from coffee to the hard stuff [chocolate milk]

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

lots of good clean fun with england and scotland fans winding each other up as per usual but i think we do need to call a meeting because the americans appear to think that they’re allowed to join in and we can’t afford to set that precedent

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine

[old tom @culture_coffin]

i keep calling it the “men’s world cup” at work and one guy is so mad

[chlobo🧞‍♀️ @16_01pm]

thomas partey won’t see you defending him on the internet but your female friends and family who have experienced sexual abuse will do xxx

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

[Trying to do a yo mamma joke but I’m too empathetic]

*tenderly grasping your hand*

Is your mother still struggling with her weight?

[Goob @goobgleeb]

They are blocking my nose again with some kind of nanotechnology or some sort noseblocking ray

[miller @millerlowlife89]

any time i’m looking for a quarter those nickels be big as fuckkjk