Sarah Johnston

Software engineer, mostly retweeting dogs and things that make me laugh. she/her

[Sarah Johnston @vivlock]

It was the darkest timeline the day I realized that "Segway" was a brand of shitty scooter, and the literary device was a "segue," and that my entire life up to that point had been a lie

[Sarah Johnston @vivlock]

@Czajkowski @solacedotcom Thanks!

[Richard Kadrey @Richard_Kadrey]

Good morning.

[Sarah Johnston @vivlock]

Eeyyy I play D&D with the third guy catching a roll in this commercial LMAO

[Hy-Vee @HyVee]

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[Sarah Johnston @vivlock]

I'm so excited to see the @TheZoneCast live tomorrow!!! I'm gonna cry, guaranteed. I'll be the biggest goober in the whole audience. You'll know me from my blue hair and my weird excited tears lol

[COLTON CARLYLE @ColtonCarlyle]

My cat loves licking me, but can’t stand when I do it back

[Sarah Johnston @vivlock]

@korybing @etchlingsart For my girl, unfortunately, it was more than twice that. At a very reasonable vet, in Kansas City. Dog teeth, especially the canines, are very deep rooted, so they needed to get a surgical X-ray involved. Hopefully yours is cheaper, but mine was around $1800.

[Sarah Johnston @vivlock]

@korybing Oh! Bonus pic! The vet let me keep the tooth! Dog teeth have HUGE ROOTS

[Sarah Johnston @vivlock]

@korybing Oof, my dingus did this to her lower canine a year or so ago. Best wishes!

[Sarah Johnston @vivlock]

I barely remember what day it is, but I sure can recite from memory a fake poem from a cartoon I saw 100 years ago 😅

[Sarah Johnston @vivlock]

That William Carlos Williams poem gets memed every couple of years, and every time, I remember the fake version from Hey Arnold that cemented itself permanently into my brain 15+ years ago, and wonder if I am alone in the universe

[Sarah Johnston @vivlock]

I have eaten the tomatoes that were on the windowsill. Were you saving them for a special occasion? I apologise. They were delicious. So juicy, and so red.

[Sarah Johnston @vivlock]

@_alexrowland I'm finally listening to A Conspiracy of Truths, and straight up cackling at Nuryeven and its .... business partnerships. Do what you want, as long as your paperwork is in order. Fantastic.

[Sarah Johnston @vivlock]

@_alexrowland 🤩🤩🤩

[Sarah Johnston @vivlock]

@jephjacques pointy boi needs water wings :3

[Sarah Johnston @vivlock]

I'm guessing I knee-jerk preordered this book after @_alexrowland tweeted something, now that I think about it

[Sarah Johnston @vivlock]

I don’t remember preordering this ebook, did I get hacked? “Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space,” nope, ok, that checks out

[Sarah Johnston @vivlock]

@_alexrowland Alright, alright, it's moving up my To-Read pile! ;)

[Sarah Johnston @vivlock]

@rosalarian Heck, the preview cut it off at 2 panels and it works pretty well like that too xD

[Sarah Johnston @vivlock]

@hankgreen I'm listening to the Hank and John archives, so this podcast is from 3 years ago, but you guys were making gags about triggering people's smart speakers, and my Google Home did indeed start telling me history about Alvin and the Chipmunks.