Vivacious Vixen

I love the comical, the witty, the lewd and the crude.

[Vivacious Vixen @Vixen567]

Any carpet can be a magic carpet if you're on LSD.

[Vivacious Vixen @Vixen567]

@whiteliquidppr Thanks so much babe 😊

[Vivacious Vixen @Vixen567]

He said I looked tired.
That's why I killed him your Honor.

[Vivacious Vixen @Vixen567]

I can't say "aubergine" with a straight face.

[Vivacious Vixen @Vixen567]

I'm at my most "chefy", when I use the pepper grinder.

[Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo]

Don't come on Twitter acting like you're insane and unpredictable.

Prove it. I wanna see you on the evening news.

[Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo]

People who tweet shit like

Eating pizza

Watching TV

Need a haircut

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK WE HATE YOU FUCKIN HATE YOU

[Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo]

Boneless chicken is like regular chicken but sexually frustrated.

[Vivacious Vixen @Vixen567]

If you look up "unsatisfying" in the dictionary, it just says "holding back a sneeze."

[Vivacious Vixen @Vixen567]

Tampons = Teabags for vampires.

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

Finish your plate, there are people starving at Victoria's Secret.

[Kellalena @topaz_kell]

Presipitation - planning ahead on what kind of booze to get.

[Vivacious Vixen @Vixen567]

It's really hard to follow my dreams 'cause my legs don't work when I'm asleep.

[Vivacious Vixen @Vixen567]

He was so good at catching fish.
He was a "master baiter".

[Blu @TwoSapphiresBlu]

I just need one more dom to follow me, and I get a free sub.

[Blu @TwoSapphiresBlu]

You don't know crazy until you actually lose your prized marble collection.

[Vivacious Vixen @Vixen567]

I took a pot of beef stock to Wall Street but no-one would exchange it for cash. I don't understand.