𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦

« 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥. 𝐢𝐟 𝐢 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐭, 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐢 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐮𝐠𝐰? »

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

who is this bitch and why does she open 50 times as soon as my laptop starts

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

motherfucker i don’t believe you

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

motherfucker i don’t believe you

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

why is my laptop so slow and why do so many windows open and then instantly close right after i turn it on

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

why is my laptop so slow and why do so many windows open and then instantly close right after i turn it on

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

needing out at the dvd collection at the library they have so many old niche anime and i’m gonna watch them allll

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

@4swishers freak weather event i’m getting smited by god rn

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

ok it’s starting to annoy me now this shit keeps FUCKING GOING OFF i just want to go to bed oh my god

[Shavlis || Read horaharo @shavlishrimp]

If you want your typical silly isekai anime but WOKE and GAY, kyou kara maou exists since 2004 and has been waiting for YOU 🫵

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

@berryybites HELL YEAH!!!

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

you can’t even tell how loud this shit is bro

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

the air sirens are still going off 😍 moots if you never hear from me again you know why 😍 i’m literally about to get smited by god i can feel it in the air 😍

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

just heard the fucking air sirens go off for a full five minutes please lord don’t let me die

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

whatever if i die at least i die surrounded by my yaoi and my frilly dresses and my $300 deku figure

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

no one is replying to any of my texts and all of my relatives are out of town on a big family vacation i didn’t want to go on i am literally going to die alone what the FUCK

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

just heard the fucking air sirens go off for a full five minutes please lord don’t let me die

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

didn’t even know we had air sirens but okay. it’s three in the morning. i’m home alone. genuinely no clue what to do in this situation

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

just heard the fucking air sirens go off for a full five minutes please lord don’t let me die

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

i’m fucking tired of hearing about ariana grande. everyone talking about her eating disorder isn’t going to make her recover so can you all just shut up omfg

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

@4swishers EUGGHGHHHH whyyyyy would you do that 😭

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

my life is a jokeeee

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

had a buzzball, half a beer, and am now gonna crack open a bottle of wine while crying into my $40 cake and listening to kagepro. get on my level

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

@waxing_pathetic i don’t see them super often but maybe that’s bc i’m the one with the scars that other people notice

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

@Malorycalorie you get it mal 💔 unfortunately my bottle of wine was $10 and tasted like $10 wine

[𝐚𝐬𝐡 ── .✦ @vixencals]

had a buzzball, half a beer, and am now gonna crack open a bottle of wine while crying into my $40 cake and listening to kagepro. get on my level

[Rika Uindou @uindourika]

you can negate any sort of mental distress by masturbating and napping within an hour of each other. this is an advanced tech however and only top tier NEETs can pull it off in practice