spicy disaster

pain is funny "im terrible at icebreakers so do you want to sit on my face and listen to nickelback"

[Murdered By Crayons 🖍️ @CrayonMurders]

Andrew Tate's old Twitter account is a masterclass in what NOT to write on the internet.

A thread. 🧵 1/

[Thragg viltrume @Cull8Obsidian]

@SomaKazima Yall see the roblox🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[Ms. Juicy🧚🏽‍♀️ @Yummyyum24]

Update : I got fired 🙃

[SD @sxntanax]

I leave for Jamaica in T-….. hours and my job just declined my request for a holiday that was booked last year???

[mae @fratlukerry]

WHAT THE FUCK

[juliet🦂 @notjujubaby]

Yall want me to feel bad for the lady who subjected her perfectly healthy daughter to living like this

[Han ♡𖤐𓆏 🍉 ﾒ૦ @HanTheHippy]

@fesshole Ah I love when a man overestimates his market value 😂 enjoy the consequences of your actions

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

After years of pleading, I finally convinced my wife to try an open relationship. We're now both on dating apps. She has 2,000+ likes, a few dates in the diary, and has already slept with 3 men. I've gotten zero attention despite redoing my profile and paying for boosts. Gutted.

[spicy disaster @vixsill]

@usabluestocking @turkishb0xhead @sarahroseetter

[spicy disaster @vixsill]

@ella05506 @Unusualdee01 @Bash3neA oh hell no 😂 i got a shoe rack right beside my door & anyone who comes over knows to take their shoes off before coming into the house. thats how i was raised here in the south idk abt them other white ppl lmao

[spicy disaster @vixsill]

maybe y'all just shouldn't be raping ppl ever think of that lmao

[TMZ @TMZ]

Drake's dad thinks the #MeToo movement wouldn't be necessary if women avoided putting themselves in potentially dangerous situations!!

[Metro Boomin @MetroBoomin]

I knowwww a nigga wit lipo scars not tryna call me lame 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[Dolly @DOLLDILAH]

no. it’s the principle of the situation

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

One of the worst feelings is taking a blanket out of the dryer and you think it’s dry because it’s warm but then it cools down and you realize it’s still kinda damp

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

If I call Chase and tell them to BLOCK this gym that refuses to cancel my membership from continuing to charge my card can they do that?

[spicy disaster @vixsill]

@KimNicky @archezntoez @HoIIandMedia @trillary_banks_ where in this thread did someone tell you that they didn't? lmaooo didn't realize it was a contest apparently

[spicy disaster @vixsill]

@promethazinepm @Mister_NoName1 @trillary_banks_ so make a video & show us that u can do better lmao ain't nobody stopping u
or did u jus come on here to complain 😂

[spicy disaster @vixsill]

@finsphan @TheCleoPanda @TinekeYounger01 cry about it

[Tini @TinekeYounger01]

Ppl mad she called me a vanilla bean but I like it bc vanilla is my perfume scent lol