Me : why did you go outside without a shirt? It’s 35 degrees out.
8yo: because little children only want to do horrible things 🤷🏽♀️
Thanks @JimGaffigan for being his inspiration 😂
@DavePaulRoberts My 8yo son would like to write you a letter! He is very interested in hurricanes and asked to write to you after looking at the NHC staff list. Is there a way we could do this? Thanks!
@SharkCleaning yo my vacuum broke after less than a year, I've called your customer service 7 times now and they are abysmal, have not yet sent a replacement despite me cutting the cord of my useless vacuum. What the hell, man?
Some people say being a parent is the best years of your life, but I just cleaned blue vomit out of my carpet and I’m trying to think what I could possibly ever do or have done to make this the best part. #momlife
@tzeeck I don’t know who you are, WTF Paul’s Valley is, and I’ve never heard of bean and cheese nachos but this is a solid review. 10/10 am googling right now.