vivek kumar

[vivek kumar @vkonlyvivek]

Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than look back.

[vivek kumar @vkonlyvivek]

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

[vivek kumar @vkonlyvivek]

Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades, blunderbusses, and bludgeons -- Balancing them badly.

[ChrisMorrow @Comic_con Curator @morrowchris]

12 pack of #coke $6 #crazy hope the money goes to the @olympics

[vivek kumar @vkonlyvivek]

We're real rear wheels.

[ChrisMorrow @Comic_con Curator @morrowchris]

I watched #BourneLegacy Bye Bye #MattDamon Hello good #movie

[vivek kumar @vkonlyvivek]

He started hating me, cause I couldn't laugh at his jokes. I just started finding it impossible to laugh at his jokes the way I used to.

[vivek kumar @vkonlyvivek]

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

[vivek kumar @vkonlyvivek]

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

[vivek kumar @vkonlyvivek]

Two toads, totally tired.

[vivek kumar @vkonlyvivek]

Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bid child.

[vivek kumar @vkonlyvivek]

The foundation of relationships is based on the premise of mutual purpose.

[vivek kumar @vkonlyvivek]

People may not always believe what you say, but they will believe what you do.

[vivek kumar @vkonlyvivek]

Inchworms itching.

[vivek kumar @vkonlyvivek]

Silence is wise if we are foolish, but foolish if we are wise.

[vivek kumar @vkonlyvivek]

The silence of one man can be louder than the screaming of 10 boys!

[vivek kumar @vkonlyvivek]

Money is nice, yet nice is worth more.

[ChrisMorrow @Comic_con Curator @morrowchris]

#BreakingNews @lollapalooza suspended #dangerous weather. #evacuation info http://t.co/BuFHx9Db #bummer @OfficialSabbath @ChiliPeppers

[vivek kumar @vkonlyvivek]

A good example is the best sermon.

[vivek kumar @vkonlyvivek]

For people who like peace and quiet: a phone less cord.