Carolyn Vlach

[Carolyn Vlach @vlachbear]

@mlconverse07 It was Human #2, my seat companion.

[Carolyn Vlach @vlachbear]

@mlconverse07 Get this. Human #1 who was in a fight about smoking was not who got kicked off...

[Small Batch Ultimate @SmallBatchUlti]

Small Batch 2022 Interest Form is live!

https://t.co/1IZH17Esp0

email [email protected] for any questions 🍑!

[Carolyn Vlach @vlachbear]

@WULeague @PortlandNitro ❌🎥 @OregonOnyx / @LosAngelesAstra zoom out! Show us the movement down field. -the players

[Small Batch Ultimate @SmallBatchUlti]

SB is looking for coaches! If you want to play a role in this growing and exciting program email [email protected]! https://t.co/1V0kPdoO6K

[Carolyn Vlach @vlachbear]

clearly my account got hacked. sorry to all who got "@"ed.

[Carolyn Vlach @vlachbear]

@USEmbassyKenya any further update on https://t.co/PKlpBSbttO re: COVID test entry requirement and the TT Initiative? PanaBIOS only offers 4 labs in the US. Can we use tests from other US labs?

[Carolyn Vlach @vlachbear]

"We're pretending I'm his [her cousin's] mom and he's the king and I'm a unicorn fairy and I'm in charge." -niece

[Carolyn Vlach @vlachbear]

You know when they put those peel-off coupons right on products? BRILLIANT. Every time I factor the discount into my choice. And every. single. time. I forget to use the coupon.

[Carolyn Vlach @vlachbear]

asked my mom if she heard about Colorado's stay-at-home order. her response: "good thing you're 21!"

for those wondering if my mother is an alcoholic: no. she gets silly off one glass of wine and I'm never funnier.

[Carolyn Vlach @vlachbear]

the world has been #cancelled for only about four days and I'm already overwhelmed by how much free time I'd have if I quit ultimate.

[Carolyn Vlach @vlachbear]

ever shuffle your liked songs on Spotify, have a new track start, and think "dang, I gotta like this!"? just me?

[Carolyn Vlach @vlachbear]

hockey is cool!
hockey jerseys are very cool!
hockey facilities smell so bad.

#truths for all the parents and future parents out there.

[Carolyn Vlach @vlachbear]

today at work I practiced tying my shoes. how was your Thursday? #granny #square

[Carolyn Vlach @vlachbear]

coaching update: gotta do a left leg jumping workout to balance out all the weekend's sympathy hops.

[Carolyn Vlach @vlachbear]

On Sunday my semi-lucid grandmother told me "don't fall in love" in what was the most comical voicemail of my life. Today she moved onward to a better place.

Flo, let me know if heaven changes your perspective. We miss you already.

[Carolyn Vlach @vlachbear]

There's a guy eating an ice cream bar on the bus. It is 9am and 30° out there.

Don't let anything stop you from living your best life.

[Carolyn Vlach @vlachbear]

Pride on full tilt, peddled my heart out to pass some older folks on cruisers.
...Realized they were on e bikes.

[Carolyn Vlach @vlachbear]

"Why did they die? ...I wish no one had to die. Except cows. I want cows to die because I like to eat burgers." - niece

Omnivores can be conscious eaters too.

[Carolyn Vlach @vlachbear]

"I'm so excited to eat snow." - niece

I had some too. It was great.