Vlad III

House of Drăculești

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

@thirstybeth idk Elizabeth I respect virgins, I usually just kill dirty hoes. If that's not good enough I apologize

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

@thirstybeth if you ever need blood just ask i have gallons

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

Ahh... reminds me of the good ol' days

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

Turks were pushing us back into Wallachia so I poisoned wells and burned villages so they wouldnt have the satisfaction of doing so #savage

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

My lovely wife had a heart of gold, I will miss her dearly #rip #ohwell #ontothenextbitch

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

👳=no

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

Take it easyy rotting flesh doesn't even smell that bad👃🏼💀

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

@genghis07572382 lol I already burned down my castle, but only I can enslave my people. Do you wish to join my forest of victims?

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

Nothing like some great food with an even better view

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

If women don't want to be impaled and replaced they should try joining their husbands in the fields and work just as hard! Still bake tho🍰

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

Have no respect for liars😡

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

Why has Dracula's meaning changed from son of the dragon to son of the devil?? A little harsh..

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

@MedievaI_React happens all the time when I go to get water in the middle of the night. Goddamn corpses everywhere. #shityouscaredme

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

Monk wrote that I am a fierce but just ruler. How sweet. He shall live.

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

Thanks to this gorgeous man I reclaimed my throne for the third time😘 @stephenIIIthegreat

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

@DarthPutinKGB spoke too soon😔 a friend of the Ottoman Empire is no friend of mine!

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

@Turkey ayyy Russia knows whats up🇷🇺

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

I should really have my own cooking show. I love chopping, roasting, and boiling!🍝

[Vlad III @vlad_impaler31]

As long as we have our people, no one has to starve...