Vladimir Rootard

I'm @Turnipov2018's new boss and all-round bad veg.

[Vladimir Rootard @VladimirRootard]

@Turnipov2018 😬 Of course I yam! I'm no fool! 🤥 I'm sure you'll grow into the wetsuit.

[Vladimir Rootard @VladimirRootard]

@Turnipov2018 There will be no Russian vegetable interventionion in the midterm elections.

[Vladimir Rootard @VladimirRootard]

@RobinSRea @Turnipov2018 As Horatio Cane says in CSI Miami, "working on it Steve". 😈

[Vladimir Rootard @VladimirRootard]

@Turnipov2018 @RobinSRea 😡 I feel a hissy fit coming on, comrade. #MashTurnipov #ChopTurnipov #GrateTurnipov 😡

[Vladimir Rootard @VladimirRootard]

Hello comrade @Turnipov2018. I am your new boss. Such a pity about Rootin… careless, very careless. Follow orders, my orders - and everything will be just peachy. Disobey me and, well... you wouldn't like me when I have a hissy fit.

[Vladimir Rootard @VladimirRootard]

@TurnipsBride @ReaperHimself @Turnipov007 Moi? No. 😏 Grim Repear is not in my employ. 😏 I would never do such a thing to hot, spicy American vegetable. 🤤😈

[Vladimir Rootard @VladimirRootard]

@Turnipov007 @TurnipsBride 😡😡😡😡😡😡

[Vladimir Rootard @VladimirRootard]

@Turnipov007 😡 https://t.co/pNbKMGPEbs 😈

[Vladimir Rootard @VladimirRootard]

@Turnipov007 That's right: your BOSS! 👿

[Vladimir Rootard @VladimirRootard]

@Turnipov007 Unfortunately for you, nothing nasty has! 😡 Keep going with those "VR" tags. I also want you to find out what you can about Allotment 51, where, it is rumoured, the Americans are holding recovered alien vegetables. Don't mess up - if that's possible. 👿

[Vladimir Rootard @VladimirRootard]

@peas2020 @Turnipov007 @MonikRobichaud @MJudyAu @TurnipsFiancee @Turnip2020 @anonymous_leeks Too late: I sees 'em. 😈

[Vladimir Rootard @VladimirRootard]

@Lettuce4Turnip @TurnipsFiancee @Turnipov007 @Turnip2020 🤐

[Vladimir Rootard @VladimirRootard]

@Turnipov007 😮 VLADIMIR ROOTIN! 😡

[Vladimir Rootard @VladimirRootard]

Listen very carefully @Turnipov007, I shall only tweet this once. I am sending you a Top Secret document, which lists numerous objects in America that I want you to spray tag with "VR". Think of it as a test of your capabilities as a stealthy spy. Rootin out. 👿✊🇷🇺🚽🧻

[Vladimir Rootard @VladimirRootard]

@TurnipsFiancee @Turnipov007 @Turnip2020 🤨

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@TurnipsFiancee @Turnipov007 @Turnip2020 Oh... that Turnipov… my bad. 😈

[Vladimir Rootard @VladimirRootard]

@Turnipov007 Would it be too much trouble comrade, for you to get up off your big fat roots and GO DO SOME SPYING for a change? 😡

[Vladimir Rootard @VladimirRootard]

@Turnipov2020 @SpicyResistance @Riverratjulie Pssst - Turnipov… do you think that Mint bought my 'being sent to a gulag' tweet? 🤫