Vlad Levitt

Part-time writer, part-time comedian, full-time proud single mother of 3. My view on comedy is, if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything.

[Vlad Levitt @VladLevitt]

Her: come over.
Me: I can't, I'm busy.
Her: oh, come on, I'm all alone. 😏
Me: I SAID I'M BUSY.
*goes back to photoshop*

[Vlad Levitt @VladLevitt]

@andy_buksterlin @Alyna462173281 @DrewPavlou So any reporting on the US war crimes must be accurate but any report on russia must be fake news. Gotcha. Seems objective.

[Vlad Levitt @VladLevitt]

@thepouchedone @AnthonyCumia ISIS reported that it's ISIS... ISIS-K literally released a video claiming responsibility...

[Vlad Levitt @VladLevitt]

@AnthonyCumia But it's all filtered through the US isolationist goggles. You think it's all the US because you don't know or understand that region and their history, politics and dynamics. Makes both reps and dems super easily manipulated but republicans think they have the "truth" lol 😅

[Vlad Levitt @VladLevitt]

@AnthonyCumia OR this can be done by any of the small separatist regions within russia as they have done in the past? (i.e school and theater shootings from years ago) Or by putin as a false flag for mobilization (apartment building explosions of 1999 as a precedent). Or as claimed by ISIS-K?

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

We just killed 49 in Kupiansk:
The tankie guide
1 It never happened
2 It was 🇺🇦 missile fragments
3 They were Nazis & deserved what didn't happen
4 NATO generals were there
5 What didn't happen to Nazis who deserved it/actors staging it was a biolab
6 What about Iraq

Repeat

[Vlad Levitt @VladLevitt]

@iamuyiri @CNN Probably explains why it's Mr Shuga and not Dr Shuga

[Vlad Levitt @VladLevitt]

@thelucidprophet @magdarella @WatchMyReview @djkevlarr @CP24 It's really not. She said SOME billionaires are hard-working and good people. If you're arguing that, then you're actually the one with the bias.

[Vlad Levitt @VladLevitt]

@TuckerCarlson Lol pure misinformation. The explosion heavily hindered the planned counter-offensive by Ukraine.Saldo, Soloviov and a ton of other pro-russian mainstream puppets are saying how great it is for russia. Tucker is acting like attacking a territory they barely hold is self-sabotage.

[Vlad Levitt @VladLevitt]

Just two BFFs doing BFF things.

[Olena Halushka @OlenaHalushka]

The videos of russians murdering unarmed POWs are just the tip of the iceberg. How many crimes were never filmed? Savage atrocities are daily reality at the occupied territories. Everybody who pushes for an alleged peace in exchange for Ukrainian lands want this hell to never end

[Vlad Levitt @VladLevitt]

@JackLombardi @FoxNews These "we could have spent that money on" posts are so stupid. Guess what, the US could have done both if they wanted to. Same goes for the US-Mexican border. Those things aren't happening because they already spent their money somewhere else. They're not mutually exclusive.

[Vlad Levitt @VladLevitt]

@hiraeth16091400 @Reuters Which passed through Canada's and US actual territory. You're just looking for angles to attack the US on this drone situation. Clearly one of the people that no matter the cause or outcome it's the US' fault.

[Vlad Levitt @VladLevitt]

@forexflunky @Reuters Who is flying there is very different from downing an aircraft. Both are allowed to be there. It's the destroying part that is the problem...

[Vlad Levitt @VladLevitt]

@Big_Hueso @ZelenskyyUa Ukraine didn't capitulate when russia wanted to annex it, were raping their women and children, and openly talking about Ukrainians as a people not existing after 2 generations of occupation on their state TV. I can see how think it's Ukraine's fault...

[Vlad Levitt @VladLevitt]

Wow I was today years old when I found out that Papa Roach actually arent from Vacaville, California... They're from Athens and started as Papous Roachapolous and changed their name to try to make it in Hollywood 🤯

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

OTD in 1994 Russia signed the Budapest memo, guaranteeing Ukraine's territorial integrity in exchange for their nukes.

Russia needs security guarantees now, @EmmanuelMacron ....

[Darth Putin @DarthPutinKGB]

The West's efforts to contain Russia to within Russia is imperialist attempt to limit Russian sovereignty to within Russia