Russian Federation

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Q: Could ticks have a revolution of their own?

A: Yes, the blood of the working class runs through them.

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Q: Why is communism superior to capitalism?

A: Because it heroically overcomes problems that do not exist in any other system.

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What is huge, makes noise, takes down 20 L of gas/hour, & cuts an apple into 3 pieces?
The Soviet machine built 2 cut apples into 4 pieces

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Under communism, every man has what he needs. That's why the butcher puts a sign up that says "nobody needs meat today."

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Q: What does a Soviet optimist say?

A: It can't get any worse!

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“Stalin, we have so many potatoes, they would reach all the way 2 God,” says a farmer
“God does not exist,”
“Neither do the potatoes.”

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Gorbachevs perestroika reforms were the best thing that ever happened to the Soviet Union: it killed it. Thanks for clearing the way for us!

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@anarchiad Извините, я не говорю по английски

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@realJosephStal1 At least we can manage an economy. https://t.co/qDYR2m5oMV
#perestroika #momoneymoproblems #economicprobs #sovietcollapse

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@realDonaldTrump thanks Donnie, you know we make great choices! #Diplomacy #vodkanotviolence

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@HouseofRomanov @anarchiad then how come he couldn't teach that too his son, who ended reform...?

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out with the old and in with the new, Putin is here to stay unlike other people #soviets https://t.co/oFdFyaxcrp

[realJosephStalin @realJosephStal1]

@vlads_lads wasn't the unemployment in 1999 Yeltsin's fault? #shameful #federationstinks

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#remember1980 when the economic growth dropped to 3% a year @realJosephStal1 ? Yeah. We do. #growtheeconomy

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Where would we be without Putin? Sitting on the couch in our parent's basement :( Unemployment down since 1999

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#tb1918 Way to go Bolsheviks for taking the B-L treaty w/ Germany. letting production levels drop 1/3 since 1913. Putin wont let that happen

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@HouseofRomanov big thanks to Nicholas II for weakening our country in EVERY RESPECT in revolutionary movements!! #awful #cantrule #goputin

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@realJosephStal1 May we please have an explanation for these disappearances? At least we know where our dead people went... #answersplease

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Special thanks to Khrushchev for that not so secret speech calling out Stalin on all his crimes #reform #freedoms

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All during @realJosephStal1 time in power, he killed 5/9 Politburo, 98/139 Central Committee Members and 1108/1966 delegates #purges

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Unlike @HouseofRomanov we don't suffer from #backwardness and can face our rivals #losingstreak #dontslackenthetempo