Victoria Lane

Uberlass das denken den Pherden, den sie haben grossere kopfe.

[Victoria Lane @vlane]

Can smart cars go through a car wash?

[Victoria Lane @vlane]

Seems I'll have to kill the roach I have under a cup on my counter since it HAS A SECOND BRAIN THAT WILL KEEP IT ALIVE FOR WEEKS even if decapitated. No wonder they'll outlive us all.

[Victoria Lane @vlane]

If I get pulled over right now I'll have my phone in one hand and a porkchop in the other. No regrets.

[Victoria Lane @vlane]

#todaysbug is waiting... https://t.co/4WjuoX2P7C

[Victoria Lane @vlane]

@Rrrrrrregina haha I'll be sure to try and throw in a cute one now and then!

[Victoria Lane @vlane]

#todaysbug is the ever lovely lady bug. https://t.co/s1QHqNA9Hn

[Victoria Lane @vlane]

@eavxmaspubcrawl http://t.co/1SJqWx8t7l

[Victoria Lane @vlane]

http://t.co/lSDa1t53qB @panicattfb

[Victoria Lane @vlane]

@leoghann @knadean @RandomOenophile I did it! Thanks for the support.

[GTR @garretttrange]

This woman came to the register speaking such bad English that I thought I'd had a stroke. Turns out she was just a red-neck, false alarm.

[Victoria Lane @vlane]

"She's choking on the Dick Niner because of all the twatting". Just another wine tasting at Java Monkey.

[Victoria Lane @vlane]

Friday Before the long Weekend! Treat yourself www.unhappyhipsters.com

[Victoria Lane @vlane]

@garretttrange and I are recording some new tunes and I am not so good at this typing thing. Sheesh!

[GratitudeSoup @GratitudeSoup]

According to the latest reports, there was no truth in any of the earlier reports.

[Victoria Lane @vlane]

Good morning! Off to grab some coffee and thrift store-ing and then home to clean!

[Victoria Lane @vlane]

My body is at work cooking porkloin, but my mind is at the pool with watermellon and ice tea.

[Victoria Lane @vlane]

@bethfromabove Coffee IS cocaine (in a gentler state). However, if white specks appear on the surface you should mayyyybe dump it.

[Victoria Lane @vlane]

I uploaded a YouTube video -- VickiLaneizdonez http://youtu.be/sxKiNCcn9L0?a

[Victoria Lane @vlane]

I uploaded a YouTube video -- Primer intro Credits http://youtu.be/ag3nV7ZH-bg?a

[Victoria Lane @vlane]

@seandettman I do love it!