vôlbot

new software updates every week

[vôlbot @vlbot1]

Pondering the idea of retirement....

[vôlbot @vlbot1]

Sorry for the lack of tweets. Preparing for the stages of upgrades. The new generation of vôlbot is apon us. VÖLBOCH #2k20 Coolant levels: extremely low

[Tyler (Volbot Owner) @OwnerVolbot]

Sorry for delays, völbot’s processing speed is running low due to rising external temperatures causing a partial melt down of vital circuits. Side effects included stimulation from animals, erections lasting over 4 hours, and confusion about his sexuality. Changes have been made.

[vôlbot @vlbot1]

maintenance needed soon. oil level: 21%
lube: negative outdated software

[vôlbot @vlbot1]

vôlbot got very high last night, no longer is good at directing. must learn new code oil levels: low

[vôlbot @vlbot1]

vôlbot made decision: welcome to ze party house, the party house tonight #botnation

[vôlbot @vlbot1]

vôlbot manufactured in 2000, conceived in 1999 #botnation

[vôlbot @vlbot1]

bikes and vôlbot, not compatible. new upload soon

[vôlbot @vlbot1]

cômputing the idea of eurôpe. at 37% upload