Alexx

My every move is a calculated step

[Alexx @vlexxheem]

@ANDREW1ALBERTT @valeriemjrz Dog looking like that scene on family guy 😂

[High @Hightv]

These edibles weak AF.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Welcome to the SUGA SHOW https://t.co/aQCYx7YHJd

[IVANKO☧+☿️369 @ivanko369]

OF used to mean Odd Future

[Alexx @vlexxheem]

Finally won a small poker tournament!

[Alexx @vlexxheem]

@barstoolsports False. Professional soccer is retiring from Zlatan.

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

All tall guys should get together and get the leg extension surgery all these dorks are getting so they’re still short.

I’d be 6”11.

Raise the bar.

[Matt Wallace @MattWallace888]

NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THIS! Google co-founder Larry Page has disappeared after a subpoena was served to him regarding the Jeffrey Epstein sex trafficking case. THEY CAN’T FIND HIM ANYWHERE!

[Alexx @vlexxheem]

@untrustus__ New feet

[DontMoveToAtlanta @Gentlemen_Alive]

IZZY! I thought this guy had your number. Wow! A straight power KO! New skill added to the repertoire! Congratulations my boy!
#UFC287

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

During the early 1960s, a chimpanzee named Lucy was raised as if she were a human daughter by a psychotherapist and his wife

She ate food using cutlery, wore clothes, enjoyed magazines, enjoyed drinking gin, could sign 250 words, and tried to masturbate with a vacuum cleaner

[Alexx @vlexxheem]

How tf is tacos el Gordo going to run out of adobada?

[CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ @oranicuhh]

if every worker in america refused to go to work for a month and the richest of us helped everyone get by on basics, we could essentially force companies to raise wages by 718%, too.

beat these corporations at their own game. but that would take too many selfless people.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The ancient Romans called the middle finger the "digitus impudicus" or the "indecent finger" and used it as an offensive gesture

The middle finger represented the penis, while the fingers on the sides represented the testicles

[Alexx @vlexxheem]

@untrustus__ Feet hurt

[Alexx @vlexxheem]

Always tip your bartenders

[Alexx @vlexxheem]

@1future Purple reign

[Unnecessary Inventions @mattyxb]

I never let anyone know it’s my shoes under the stall.

[Alexx @vlexxheem]

@_humanradio_ What in the fuck