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[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

Sacha Baron Cohen says the idea behind Ali G was simple: Put “the world expert” in a room with “the biggest idiot in the world.” https://t.co/BvnUVXIcTy

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

After more than 20 years in remission, Ali G is back. 60 Minutes’ Ariel Levy met Baron Cohen’s character in London. https://t.co/5s8KJV0t1s

[Johnny St.Pete @JohnMcCloy]

👀 🥲OH BOY… Just a heads up if Kim Jong Un ends up actually being dead or dying amid reports of a brain hemorrhage … we are in for a WILD WEEK of mourning on N. Korea State TV.

For those that don’t remember when his father Kim Jong-il died North Korea allegedly forces everyone to cry in the streets for 10 DAYS.

There is No laughing… no drinking.. no entertainment at all permitted.
Reports say if you didn’t show up or didn’t cry hard enough you get 6 MONTHS FORCED LABOR AT LEAST.

[James “Tugboat” Bumgardner III @beerboozebabes]

Breaking news out of State College, PA today

[El Señor De Los Memes @UltimoLegend]

Morning. This is how I’m going to treat this weekend.

[Noah @noahdummett]

Jack Doherty’s 6 month ban is confirmed, his lawyers couldn’t fight their way out of this one

Now onto the next project…

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

A man was allegedly caught exposing himself to a little girl in Brooklyn, and the neighborhood surrounded him and caught him. He was also offering $50K to leave him alone. 😳

[Marlin @nostalgiafkninc]

this is why we need data centers

[Noah @xbtnoah]

Professional poker player Phil Ivey won $9.6 million at the Borgata. The casino paid him, then sued to get it back. At London’s Crockfords, he won another £7.7 million. They refused to pay.

In the video below, Ivey says his job is to play the game, find a weakness in the casino and use it to win. He calls the casino his opponent and points out that it spends millions of dollars protecting its games.

He wanted a specific brand of cards, a Cantonese-speaking dealer and the same decks reused. The casinos agreed. His playing partner, Cheung Yin Sun, asked the dealer to rotate certain cards, presenting it as a matter of luck.

The cards had tiny differences along their backs. Once high-value cards faced one way and the others faced the opposite way, those differences helped identify what was coming next.

Ivey never marked the cards. The dealer handled them. But the casino didn’t understand what those requests were doing to the odds.

He called it an advantage. The casinos called it cheating. In 2017, the UK Supreme Court ruled against him: persuading the dealer to arrange the cards crossed the line.

The casino had approved his requests while expecting to win. Ivey knew something about its own cards that it didn’t.

Was he cheating, or should a casino know its own game before accepting someone’s money?

[Lockheed Martin @LockheedMartin]

SR-71. F-35. Roadster. 

All three fly.. 😎

[RTVisual @RT_Visual_on_X]

Chinese bride gifts her partner a flagship GPU at wedding — he breaks down in tears

She handed him an ASUS ROG Astral RTX 5090 that costs around $12,000

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

How rich must this Jew be?

[New York Post @nypost]

OpenAI engineer arrested by FBI for allegedly bugging conference room had booked one-way flight to Saudi Arabia https://t.co/g8PVOrM3zh

[Sidetalk @sidetalknyc]

Ali G

[La BayuNcada Cyan 💙!🤡 @LaBayuNcadaCyan]

No es el Presidente de Corea del Norte,ni de Colombia,ni de México..

Es el Presidente del país más seguro del hemisferio occidental....

[Megan @MeganTec]

This is the most American thing I’ve ever seen 💀

[𝐔𝐒 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐘 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 🇺🇲 @USarmypower_]

🚨 BREAKING: MBS AND PRESIDENT XI IN A MASSIVE DIPLOMATIC SHOWDOWN ! 🇸🇦🇨🇳

🇸🇦 ​Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman confronts Beijing over escalating missile threats: "We sign massive economic pacts and place our trust in your partnership, yet your supply chains keep feeding advanced missile components to the Houthis pounding our borders!" 🤯

​🇨🇳 Chinese President Xi Jinping fires right back: "China maintains global and decentralized trade networks—do not pin every regional proxy movement on Beijing's direct policy!"

​🇸🇦 MBS delivers an absolute ultimatum: "Don't hide behind corporate deniability! If your hardware continues flowing to those who threaten our soil, your access to our energy markets and strategic projects faces a permanent cutoff!"

​🇨🇳 Xi counters: "You can threaten our energy imports, but shifting global supply chains means Riyadh cannot simply sever ties with the world's primary industrial engine!"

​The tectonic plates of Middle East alliances are shifting in real-time! ⚡️

[Henri Fjord @henri_fjord]

That mf is moving

[Fireside Alpha @firesidealpha]

Palmer Luckey reveals Oculus repeatedly found wiretap electronics hidden inside product samples from Chinese factories, and says they would listen in and transmit voice samples over cellular radio

“Here’s another example. How many computers exist in the Japanese government, critical utilities, infrastructure and the military? Millions, at least millions of computers.

“So then the question becomes: how many of them are compromised by Chinese intelligence operations placing listening devices or false components in them? Some people would say zero, and I think they’re crazy.

“I actually have personal experience with China placing listening devices into sample products that I would receive from Chinese factories. This was at my previous company, Oculus VR. My first company was a virtual-reality company I started when I was 19 years old.

“There were multiple times when we discovered actual wiretap electronics in product samples that were given to us. They would listen to us and transmit the voice samples over a cellular radio.

“If I experienced them trying to steal our technology and our decisions even as a small company, surely they’re targeting every government, every military, and every company.”

[Dennis YN @dennisYN67]

The New Delhi Longhorns 🤘 #stinky