vyolette

weepy and sleepy

[vyolette @vljyh]

@Nardo422 @whitfletcher @FRANXICAN @UberFacts this needs to be worldwide debate

[vyolette @vljyh]

??

[vyolette @vljyh]

@laurenablondi YES DUDE YESSSS

[vyolette @vljyh]

@mike__pierpont LMFAO

[brooke @ladyefron]

He’s a 10 but he was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.

[brooke @ladyefron]

He’s a 10 but he’s impossibly fast and strong. His skin is pale white and ice cold. His eyes change color, and sometimes he speaks like he’s from a different time. He never eats or drinks anything. He doesn’t go out in the sunlight.

[vyolette @vljyh]

@manbunnanbun @jonsnowsimp i’d also like to know…

[vyolette @vljyh]

@PJRomanella no sorry

[vyolette @vljyh]

@amoochh you got this 😚

[vyolette @vljyh]

@manbunnanbun @BDipentima you’re the only one who knows what i’m talking about when I talk about pajama sam. thank you. thank you for this.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

bugs when you lift up a rock

[Joe Gurski @j0egurski]

The oranges in my fridge watching me take out yet another Kit Kat Chunky for dessert

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

911: what’s your emergency
Scorpio: time seems to just like…continue

[Mo The Director @lastdirectormo]

@keyon He ate.

[vyolette @vljyh]

@amoochh this but three am

[FreaksDon’tCry @TokyoDilf]

Just remembered this guy who got banned from Magic Gathering tournaments for posing next to buttcracks

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Surely there’s an easier way to describe this thing’s size

[Annaliese🫧who is 5’1 @AHHHnnaliese]

Yo can I hit your vape?
Me with a $2 kazoo: my what?