@cnnbrk@seungminkim What's incredible is they're more interested in the leak than how he got the fucking plane in the first place and the money we paid to refurbish it. Fuck these assholes.
🚨 BREAKING:
World-famous US actor Morgan Freeman:
"Someone is sitting in the White House leading us to disaster. I personally cannot understand how someone convicted of 34 felonies like Donald Trump can be president. This makes no sense to me."
If it turns out Mitch McConnell was dead, in a coma, brain-dead or otherwise incommunicado on the day an analyst for CNN, Scott Jennings, claimed on national TV that McConnell was making calls and discussing issues of the day with colleagues, CNN must fire Jennings *immediately*.
BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly no longer using his Qatari plane because Iranian hackers broke into the Internet system and made all the TVs continually switch off Fox News and start playing YouTube videos of famous Obama speeches.
BREAKING: SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY! All of a sudden, three major Republicans say that they’ve spoken with Mitch McConnell…for the same amount of time and on the exact same topics?
Okay, Jan, sure you did.
Realizing they had to do SOMETHING as rumors continue to swirl about Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell being braindead, senior Republican leaders have released statements saying that they called McConnell today and spoke with him…all about the same things for the same length of time.
Kentucky pundit Scott Jennings, the blowhard from CNN, said that “I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 minutes … about IRAN, UKRAINE, the unfolding situation in MAINE, my visit to the TR Presidential Library, and even a little bit of Senate history. I told him we want to see him back at work as soon as possible,” in a tweet.
Senate Majority Whip John Barasso had a staffer tell the media that ““Senator Barrasso and Senator McConnell had a lengthy conversation early this afternoon. Their phone call lasted roughly 20 minutes... Senator McConnell was fully engaged and is eager to get back to the Senate.”
Senate Majority Leader Thune’s office said “"Leader Thune spoke with Sen. McConnell yesterday by phone. They had a lengthy and substantive conversation that covered a variety of topics, including national security."
Okay, so if he’s having all these lengthy conversations about sophisticated topics for 20 whole minutes…why haven’t we seen any sign of life?
Why can’t he record a video telling everyone that, as Thune claimed, he is “fully engaged and is eager to get back to the Senate?”
Or is this just an outrageous Weekend At Bernie’s situation that the highest levels of Republican leadership are participating in?
Something doesn’t add up here.
What do YOU think is going on here?