Honda Civic

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me: “wins the lottery”

gf: “OMG WE JUST WON THE LOTTERY”

me:

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Wendy’s worker: “what you want ?”

Me:

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imagine being 80 years old when mfs discovered electricity LMAOOOOOOO

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H&M and forever 21 about to have a field day with this Drake album

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when people text me “wya” I look around before I lie

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Mfs take one picture in a suit then start posting quotes about success, just go to the wedding bro

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if you owe me money, I shouldn’t see you at McDonald’s feeding your kids

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cooking videos be like “quick meal when your too lazy to cook” and then start dicing tomatoes bitch fuck you

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only real mfs don’t use the A/C in a car they just open the windows

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Dear sun, we already know you a real one you don’t gotta keep it at 100 everyday

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Nobody:

Me at 3AM remembering a funny memory:

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There’s a man out there telling a stripper “I can save you from all this”

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Senior mfs when they realize they gotta break up with their freshman girlfriend in a week

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y’all ever wondered why the zoo charges us to look at animals they stole ?? like bro this ain’t even your shit 😭

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if we ever in a “don’t laugh” situation do NOT look over at me bro

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idc if it’s 3am, it is not tomorrow until I wake up

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you didn’t get “hacked” on IG 😭 You was trying to turn $5 into $500

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Frank ocean really had mfs saying “my guy pretty like a girl” 😭

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Nobody:

My GTA character;

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I hope the mfs who donated me goblins in clash of clans doing terrible in life rn